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| all-nite-freak |
I'm off work today and proceeded to declare today backup mp3/herbal appreciation day.In celebration of this monumental event id like to invite you to ask me my advice on anything.I read Ann Landers this morning and watch Dr Phil with my paraplegic brother in law all of the time.I believe this is better than a PHD.
FTW
ANF Esquire |
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| Aquarian |
| How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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| all-nite-freak |
| The woodchucks near Beadry Metro chuck alot of wood. |
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| Allied Nations |
| What color is my floor? |
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| all-nite-freak |
If you live in india for sure its brown.From what i see on the discovery
channel it is nothing but hovels there.Plus the decor neeeds to match the leper in the closet. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| so a guy does not has keys to your front door, and he needs to get inside the house. the front door is locked, and the back gate is open. he knows that the back door is unlocked. however, he picks up a brick, and smashes his house window to get inside the house . :conf: why is that ? |
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| all-nite-freak |
| because cocaine is a hell of a drug |
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| Zoso |
Dear Freak,
Two months ago I had my regular dentist put in a small filling for me. This dentist has been my regular since I was a kid. However, we got into a little tussle when he botched some work (in my opinion) on my wife's teeth. Now my tooth is sore to the touch. Do I give him the chance to repair it, or should I consult another dentist entirely? Is he farking me over as payback, or could it just be simple human error?
Yours in minor pain,
Zoso |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Dear Freak,
Two months ago I had my regular dentist put in a small filling for me. This dentist has been my regular since I was a kid. However, we got into a little tussle when he botched some work (in my opinion) on my wife's teeth. Now my tooth is sore to the touch. Do I give him the chance to repair it, or should I consult another dentist entirely? Is he farking me over as payback, or could it just be simple human error?
Yours in minor pain,
Zoso |
Dear Minor Pain,
I ing hate dentists.They think they are all hot with their lab coats.He botched your wife teeth because he secretly hates you.Get your wife to accuse him of molesting her while she was on the gas.You will make money off the lawsuit and be able to get new teeth.Plus the dentist will get ravaged anally in prison for having more education than you.
hope this helps. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
Dear Minor Pain,
I ing hate dentists.They think they are all hot with their lab coats.He botched your wife teeth because he secretly hates you.Get your wife to accuse him of molesting her while she was on the gas.You will make money off the lawsuit and be able to get new teeth.Plus the dentist will get ravaged anally in prison for having more education than you.
hope this helps. |
*Trying not to burst out laughing at work* And you'll be here all day, correct? Cuz it's only 8:00AM Central Daylight Saving Time. :D |
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| LeopoldStotch |
Dear Freak ,
I have 5 more minutes before I should be @ work. i am still sitting in front of my computer. i live about 10 to 15 minutes from work. i haven't showered or cleaned my dishes yet. is it possible i can get to work on time ?
Yours Truly,
Butters |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
Dear Freak ,
I have 5 more minutes before I should be @ work. i am still sitting in front of my computer. i live about 10 to 15 minutes from work. i haven't showered or cleaned my dishes yet. is it possible i can get to work on time ?
Yours Truly,
Butters |
Who needs work.Welfare is way more practical.You get to smoke weed all day and look at internet porn.If you fail at life why try?Dont waste your time trying to get ahead when you can just coast through life looking for a way to get the next free meal.And use paper plates.If you have a you shouldnt be doing dishes...even if your gay. |
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