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that REALLY bad thing you did when you were a kid.... (pg. 2)
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
on a particular day when I was 12 I blocked one with my elbow and it broke.....me being the smartass - I started laughing and said "you have no more wooden spoons.....left way to go mother! HAHA!!"
she laughed too - and proceeded to pull the huge metal spoon out of the drawer - "these don't break so easily - now get over her and put out your hands!!!"
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that reminds me of the time my dad hit me with his belt.. i laughed cuz it didnt hurt.. then he turned the belt around and chased me with the buckle...
nobody has ever seen a kid run so fast. |
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| Sean Cassidy |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
that reminds me of the time my dad hit me with his belt.. i laughed cuz it didnt hurt.. then he turned the belt around and chased me with the buckle...
nobody has ever seen a kid run so fast. |
BELT BUCKLE = PAIN!
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| Billche |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
younger or older bro??? |
2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop.
it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on. |
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| Sean Cassidy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Billche
2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop.
it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on. |
my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN disturber......
he would incense me with his tricks and bugging tactics....
of course I was older - so I was told that I should know better - set an example etc.......the one that floored me was when my mom used to say "ignore him" :rolleyes:......I am like IGNORE HIM???? :conf: :conf: :conf:
a typical grounding example:
I am sitting there watching TV not bugging anyone and he sneaks down the first few stairs and whips a FRIGGEN orange at my head....FTW! So I grabbed the orange ran up the stairs and lobbed it around the corner to hook him when he was running down the hall.....well of course it goes through the front door window and breaks it. He's laughing - I am freaking - even more mad because I am in REAL now.......of course Mom comes home and was PISSED......I get punished (wooden spoons are broken) and she proceeds to explain that I have to ignore him - because "now look at what happened because I didn't......When he does that stuff?"....she said "just walk away"..... - I was like "next time I'll walk away alright from the TV show I was watching and punch that little bugger in the mouth". GROUNDED!!
the cycle of back and forth went on and on......we nearly gave my mom a nervous breakdown.......
I have volumes of this ......;) |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN disturber...... |
oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture!
he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar)
somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished!
ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol... |
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| Sean Cassidy |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture!
he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar)
somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished!
ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol... |
HAHAHA!
you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT !!
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
HAHAHA!
you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT !!
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lol well we ARE cousins! ;)
FYI: big brothers should be NICE to their little sisters!!! lol
and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...:nervous: |
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| Frenchina |
I don't know if it was REALLY bad but....
I was about 4.
When my old house was being redone, all the can goods were placed in the bottom cupboards until the top ones were finsihed, anyway, I used to rip off all the labels and then hide the labels in my closet so my mom couldnt find them. She had no where else to really put them, so she had to keep them there. I was the only child so DUH she knew it was me, but i tried to blame it on the workers working on my kitchen...lol |
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| Sean Cassidy |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...:nervous: |
LMFAO!!!!
I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite!
haha!
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
LMFAO!!!!
I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite!
haha!
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lol i'm glad you enjoyed this. my mom thought my dog was weird because she picked out the green bones and ate them first...oh if only she knew:rolleyes: |
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| KaiLee |
One time when I was 9 I put something metal in our microwave and blew it up.....
While running away from the flaming microwave I somehow broke a cupboard door.
Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.
Also when I was 8 I was caught smooching the neighbor's son (he was 10 too), my parents weren't too happy about that.:tongue2 |
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| Frenchina |
| quote: | Originally posted by KaiLee
Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.
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LOL!!!
That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!
5 minutes well spent. |
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