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that REALLY bad thing you did when you were a kid.... (pg. 5)
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| KaiLee |
| lol magic clams!!! |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by KaiLee
lol magic clams!!! |
heh yeah, i always made up stuff like that. i told them that if they ate the inside of the "magic clams" they would live forever and have a bunch of super powers! |
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| Cuzo |
I think some have heard this story before but here it goes:
When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ.
Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids.
The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year.
So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years. |
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| Killah Monkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
I think some have heard this story before but here it goes:
When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ.
Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids.
The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year.
So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years. |
Awe, Cuzo...
Seems like you were just trying to share...! What's wrong with that!??! |
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| Ex-Man |
My story might be dumb, when I was young we used to have this really old baby sitter she was like in her 50-60's cant remeber the exact age. Anyways she was really good friends with my grandmother and thats how she ended up with three of us.
One day while taking a nap on the lazy boy, I was going to play a prank on her and I had no idea what or how I was going to do it. So I noticed that she took out her dentures and placed them on the table next to her, I decided to grab them for some reason I was going to put them in my mouth but I thought it was too gross and decided to put them down my pants instead :eyes:. She woke up from my laughter and she asked where her dentures were, I replied "down my pants" :whip: she got up and chased me around the block with a belt for about 5 mins.
My parents saw this and grabbed me. I got the biggest beating ever. :toothless |
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| Misanthrope |
someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry!
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| Ex-Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by Misanthrope
someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry!
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:sadgreen: I'd be lost without it!!! |
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| Misanthrope |
:haha: my post was for killah monkey
oops |
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| Irishaddict |
| Ummm I pushed my cousin down the basement stairs when she wouldn't hand over the LightBrite. She landed on concrete... and still has the bump on her forehead. :o |
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| Orko |
I was 5 years old, on the 15th floor of my building, on the balcony.
I dropped a 9 iron of the balcony, and it hit an old lady who was gardening on the first floor. It broke her back I believe, but she recovered. I didnt remember it, and I was retold the story when I was 12. |
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| nusty |
aimed one of those wrilly gig launchers at my sister and launched it, it hit her in the face. grounded 1 week. age 10
Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours that night plus 1 week grounded.
got caught setting up a zip line from the roof of our house. grounded 1 week.
swearing. every time until highschool I got my mouth washed with soap.
my parents also liked to sign me up for community service whenever I screwed up.
garbadge picking in parks was a favorite.
In highschool it was a whole different level of stuff that almost got me expelled for a misunderstanding about a prank pulled in my final year (it was pulled as a 'leaving gift')
Since I was in a boarding school we got confined to the school grounds for a week as punishment for a lot of stuff. or sunday studies or running laps of the 4 football fields depending on the severity.
most of my stuff wasn't that bad it was mainly just to have some misinterpretted fun. |
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| Misanthrope |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours |
wtf? :haha: what if you died?
Man, I would just made you spell the entire oxford english dictionary correctly. |
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