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I HELP!!! my girlfriend won't shave her cooter (pg. 13)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalMP
Maybe your girl is "hiding something". |
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| Demoted |
| Shave her while she sleeps. |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Nair her while she sleeps. |
fixed ;) smoother + she won't wake up. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
fixed ;) smoother + she won't wake up. |
You guys don't feel acidic Nair in your vagina? Psh, and you guys pretend you can bare children :p
^^this made no sense.
I've always wondered how you began a conversation about pubic hair removal with your spouse. At dinner? What are some tips? I would think you'd begin it with a prepositional phrase.
Weed. |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You guys don't feel acidic Nair in your vagina? Psh, and you guys pretend you can bare children :p
^^this made no sense. |
ok #1, you don't put it IN your poon. have you ever seen hair inside? no, didn't think so.
#2, i would never touch that stuff, it just seems safer than having a guy come swatting at his unconscious g/f with a razor.
:nervous: safety first, kiddos. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
ok #1, you don't put it IN your poon. have you ever seen hair inside? no, didn't think so.
#2, i would never touch that stuff, it just seems safer than having a guy come swatting at his unconscious g/f with a razor.
:nervous: safety first, kiddos. |
Well, you gotta let me finish. The guy has to be wearing a trench coat, some sunglasses (yes at night, start humming) and some latex gloves. He also has to breathe heavy and say things like "I'm going to rape you." and "Hey, I'm Nou." This is just customary. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
He also has to breathe heavy and say things like "Hey, I'm Nou." This is just customary. |
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| Jocker |
haha, hairy snatch... no thanks.
speaking of hair, how many MALE ta's actually do treat their gfs with respect and trim their stuff. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jocker
haha, hairy snatch... no thanks.
speaking of hair, how many MALE ta's actually do treat their gfs with respect and trim their stuff. |
I tell her to trim it with her tongue.
Did you know I have actually counted all the stitches on my couch? |
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| astroboy |
| A bit of hair is ok. But women should keep it neat. performing oral sex on an unkempt vag is highly annoying (though somewhat useful if you forgot to floss!) :D |
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| Scoops |
| i suggest you but the pu$$y Snorkel |
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| Coastie |
| a little landing stip is ok, but for the love of god get her to shave that Dick Mit.:crazy: |
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