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| Slylee |
i'm sorry but this is too funny to not have its own thread.
WHAT THE !
| quote: | Horny, older trans lady loves to receive unprotected anal sex to completion. I let anyone who wants to cum inside of me. So obviously its high risk. I do not mind the risk of letting you me, so please do not answer if you need to ask insulting questions about my health. I assume that you may have anything, and I do not mind if you cum in me. Please only answer if you feel the same way about me. I look forward to making some new freinds, and hopefully see some of the people I've missed these past visits. I should be available for the rest of this week. I love a bare in my ass and wet cum dripping out of me after. If you enjoy cumming inside of transsexuals as much as I enjoy being ed without rubbers, Send me an email with a phone number and time to call, or some other way to contact you.
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hahahah i'm dying laughing...
link
http://miami.craigslist.org/cas/156775983.html
thought this one was funny too...
| quote: | subject=Classy female seeks sugar daddy to spoile me
I have a lot of spare time on my hand these days...and im looking to not work as hard as I have been. Looking for discreet encounters with that man who is not only gonna shower me with gift$ but will also go the extra mile to please me and to make sure I always cum hard. I love to please as well. Ur looks are real important to me. If you want to arrange an encounter, send ur pic to my email. First responses get first consideration, and you can find me at absolutesatisfaction 2006 and it is with yahoooooooo |
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http://miami.craigslist.org/cas/156670059.html
ok so not only do you want gifts and money, but you also want to be pleased sexually? hahah
HEY! who wants to buy me things and spend money on me, and pay me to get me off?
stupid ass hoe.. |
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| Slylee |
hahahahaha
| quote: | Subject = Someone please the out of my wife so she shuts up for once
The stress in my life has caused my penis to almost stay in a flacid state at all times. If you make my wife cum in sweet agony, you surely will be invited back. I hardly ever get horny anymore due to this stress and I love my wife very much and she needed to be taken care of so we came to this agreement. She's allowed to other men, but I get to hear all about it when shes done. Funny though, after we came to this agreement, she started working out and tightening her body. My wife seems to love big cocks, she just goes insane like its the last she's ever gonna have. She doesnt know this yet but I really want someone to rough her up really good, make her walk funny for a few days. If you serious then email me and check out her pics here
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| Allied Nations |
| Do people actually use craiglist? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
Do people actually use craiglist? |
yea, i have a job interview from a listing on there and my boyfriend and i found our apt. on craigslist.
craigslist owns! |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea, i have a job interview from a listing on there and my boyfriend and i found our apt. on craigslist.
craigslist owns! |
I mean for romance...:nervous: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
I mean for romance...:nervous: |
I thought that's what TA was for??? :conf: |
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| Slylee |
oh....
well aparently so.
i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex"
in married s screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are ing the hot pool boy and give them the clap! |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh....
well aparently so.
i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex"
in married s screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are ing the hot pool boy and give them the clap! |
Rofl. |
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| Boomer187 |
kinda gross.....
| quote: | are you a filthy whore?
i want to choke you with my cock... then your tight and cum in your toilet mouth.. perhaps if your a good slut i'll let you have a drink of my piss to wash down my nut.
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| quote: | re: Attractive SBF for EXTRAORDINARY SWM - 30
"You: Tall (taller than me, 5'10), intelligent, educated, professional, motivated, worldly, fun-loving, GENEROUS, sensitive, honest, trustworthy."
In other words, she wants a guy who will give her money.
What is it with these women. Get a job and quit begging us for money.
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and one more,
| quote: | Freak test - High score wins a date to First Friday - 35
Hello,
I'm a single, fit, fun, and fabulous young lady looking for a date for this weekend. I'm interested in going to First Friday and would like to go with a new male friend who is in his thirties. I tend to like freaky, geeky guys. Don't know what that means? Take this Freaky Geek Test and find out if you're a freak in my book. Give yourself 1 point for an A answer, 2 for B, 3 for C and 4 for a D.
1) I ride my bike:
a) Bike, what bike?
b) Once a year, just to justify my keeping it
c) Occasionally, for leisure or exercize
d) As often as I can (to work, to the store, to the bar)
2) My attitude about eating meat is:
a) A meal is not a meal without meat.
b) A burger a day keeps the blues away.
c) I could take it or leave it.
d) I am a vegan, but I wear leather.
3) My religious beliefs lean toward:
a) Scientology.
b) Christianity.
c) Self-worship.
d) Athiesm/agnosticism.
4) My favorite music is:
a) Country.
b) Classic rock.
c) Too broad to classify.
d) All ranked with five stars on my iTunes and .
5) I read craigslist personal ads because:
a) All the top ladies are here.
b) I want to meet new people and this is the best way.
c) I'm alienated by most of the people I've met in Vegas.
d) I've decided I want to date someone other than an avatar.
Bonus Question
*** I like my ladies:
a) Tall, tan, and hot.
b) Tall and hot.
c) Hot, but in a nerdy hot way.
d) Cool, pale, smart, and dorky.
So, with the bonus, you need to score at least 20 points to be a real geek. If you scored below 6, you didn't do the math right! If you scored 10, there's too much of a risk that you're a holy-roller christian who listens to right-wing radio while quail hunting in your suv. Sorry. We just aint gonna get along. Let's just leave it at that.
Alright. Are you still reading? You read! Can you also write? Mmh. Okay, then maybe you ARE a geek! Write me and send a pic along in your best geek chic. Show me your tattoo of yoga for a bonus first beer on me on Friday.
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
in married s screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are ing the hot pool boy and give them the clap! |
:eek: Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex" |
whats NSA sex? is it like top secret? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
:eek: Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence! |
there might be another kind of "pool" on mrs. hazard's face though.
:stongue:
oh and lol@boomer. |
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