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| tathi |
This is a tale about PKCs Mum
who roamed the town to rent out her bum
but she came with this disclaimer
who few would dare waiver
"Buyer Beware!
I've had my fair share
of unfortunate souls
who've entered my holes
if you value your life
stick to your wife
because ignoring this
would be quite amiss
the consequences are dire
because you will sire
a little named Paul
whose wit is quite small
his limericks are dumb
(he can't rhyme for one)
his orientation "gay"
but not in a happy way
so when entering this cavity
take note of this caveat
or you'll get more
than you bargained for
a disease called AIDS - and worse:
a little named Paul" |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
wouldnt it be cool if ppl spoke in rhyme
all the time
I'm sorry, but i was too drunk to notice the disclaimer, and thus the little was born |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
thats fvcking ace dude :D way better than my 5 line effort! ;)
i think youve found your true calling...
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
there was a young man named tathi
whose taste in young boys was especially unhealthy
he lured them home,
to chew on his bone
then photographed them taking a bathi. |
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| tathi |
DJ Ballistic
wears lots of lipstick
to attract the man he admires
to fullfill his desires
Desyn is his name
DJing is his game
he comes to our shores soon
and nathan will be over the moon
if he gets some poon
from Masiello's spoon |
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| Aesthetic |
Tathi enjoys the company of men,
and being part of the gang.
He's no stranger to the taste of semen,
or PKC's tasmanian wang.
this is ridiculous. |
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| Philby |
begic once wrote a rhyme
when he was stuck in time
the tunes he was producing
were good for nothing but cruizin
so he had a bitch on an internet forum |
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| Aesthetic |
| lol its ing true too. i suck at life |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
thats fvcking ace dude :D way better than my 5 line effort! ;)
i think youve found your true calling... |
y don't u stop writing love songs for jake and send me that sample bitch |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic
y don't u stop writing love songs for jake and send me that sample bitch |
coz im a cretin! i did it three times today and managed to corrupt the file/delete the file/ my hand. working on it again... |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| sample sent... |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
your tax dollars hard at work people. oh yes, its one busy day
there was a young dj named ben
to get gigs, hed go down on men
he said \"its not fair
i hate pubic hair!\"
but he did it again and again
a superstar dj called scott
got ben to brown-tongue his bott
\"if the kid wants to play,
he\'d better try being gay\"
and benji, he swallowed the lot
there was a producer named dave
to gay men he\'d quite frequently wave
\"i pretend to hate guys,
but really thats lies
its and balls i secretly crave\"
a nerdy dj called phil
in tathi\'s mum he\'s occasionally spill
\"i know she\'s a slut
but she takes huge in the butt!
and then theres no need for the pill\"
there was a young hottie called vi
on her boyfriend she liked to pee
the piss turned him on
his grew quite long
then he made the bitch clean up
there was a young raver called kel
who\'s cvnt has an unfortunate smell
despite what she tried
its smelt like something had died
and crawled its way into her well
a world famous dj names\' soupy
had a that was 100% droopy
he\'d tried vitamin v
but still no semen, just pee!
so to men he offered his poopy
a dj/producer named marsh
took anyone\'s in the arse
he said i admit
i like in my
now fvck my date really harsh
an intellectual named james
read political textbooks for games
his brain was that great
he could only masturbate
his put his skills into the wrong aims |
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| Aesthetic |
| lol .. 'marsh taking it in the arse' really rhymes well |
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