So I'm in a car, gettin a ride from a friend from my workplace to penn station (nyc) around 515 today...weather's nice, streets are crowded and the music in the car is bumpin'...
we get a half block away from the station and get caught at a light so i tell my friend that im just gonna walk across the street so i get out, and after i take two steps on the sidewalk i hear..
cop (in plain clothes) - "place your hands on the truck (parked on street next to sidewalk), spread your legs and dont move "
me: "umm...what's goin on?"
cop: "do u understand english, i said dont move, dont speak until i say so...why did u get out of that car so quickly?"
me: "im goin to the station to catch a train home.."
cop: "do you know that car has an expired registration??"
me:"umm..no its my friend's car, sorry.."
he then proceeds to ask me where i work (including the street address), where i commute from, how old i am...oh and he asks me to open up my bag and take out everything, then takes a look at my license and promptly says.."ok sorry about the holdup, you're free to go. we ran the plates on the car a few blocks back, saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."
:wtf: :wtf: :mad: :rolleyes:
D-res
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Originally posted by bogartgreens
saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."
response of the century woulda been:
"yeah cause being the passenger in a car with expired plates carry one hell of a hefty fine and running always works. now off so i can get home and smoke a bowl and pay a dirty hooker for a blowjob"
but yeah what gay cops
DJ Mikey Mike
I bet he had a ing GUT too. Most of the police I saw in NY were fat, and useless.
jonSun
Didnt read ur post but the title made me think of this track
Marc Summers
Yeah, I don't understand NYC cops.
I said "Hello" to one, and he just gave me a dirty look. It wasn't even a sarcastic "Hello", it was polite and sincere.
Maybe he was just having a bad day.
kadomony
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Originally posted by Marc Summers
Yeah, I don't understand NYC cops.
I said "Hello" to one, and he just gave me a dirty look. It wasn't even a sarcastic "Hello", it was polite and sincere.
Maybe he was just having a bad day.
hahah why would you say hello to ANYONE in nyc? you just dont do that :stongue:
Yan
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I bet he had a ing GUT too. Most of the police I saw in NY were fat, and useless.
The embodiment of ignorance and stereotyping. I'm sure your parents are extremely proud of you.
I love you, Mikey. :p
Vlad
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Originally posted by kadomony
hahah why would you say hello to ANYONE in nyc? you just dont do that :stongue:
Seriously... why would you say hello to someone in NYC? Saying Hello is indirectly telling the person ' you'... but telling someone 'hey ******' is the equivalent of saying 'hello'.
klingklang77
i never really run into problems with the police in the city. the only problem i had was when i got a beer ticket for drinking a beer in a paperbag in the street. it was really annoying b/c i was taking my last sip and then throwing it into the garbage, when she pulled me aside. and it wasnt even a ticket that i had to pay money- i had to go to court a month later. never had to pay any money, but i had to go to a 'quality of life' class with other people that did stupid things that NYC loves to give tickets for. it was annoying and i was on some sort of probation for 6 months then it was wiped off my records.
all for drinking a beer outside of the chemical brothers show on the street :rolleyes:
sakabatou
quote:
Originally posted by bogartgreens
So I'm in a car, gettin a ride from a friend from my workplace to penn station (nyc) around 515 today...weather's nice, streets are crowded and the music in the car is bumpin'...
we get a half block away from the station and get caught at a light so i tell my friend that im just gonna walk across the street so i get out, and after i take two steps on the sidewalk i hear..
cop (in plain clothes) - "place your hands on the truck (parked on street next to sidewalk), spread your legs and dont move "
me: "umm...what's goin on?"
cop: "do u understand english, i said dont move, dont speak until i say so...why did u get out of that car so quickly?"
me: "im goin to the station to catch a train home.."
cop: "do you know that car has an expired registration??"
me:"umm..no its my friend's car, sorry.."
he then proceeds to ask me where i work (including the street address), where i commute from, how old i am...oh and he asks me to open up my bag and take out everything, then takes a look at my license and promptly says.."ok sorry about the holdup, you're free to go. we ran the plates on the car a few blocks back, saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."
:wtf: :wtf: :mad: :rolleyes:
Same thing happened to me the other week.
mezzir
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Originally posted by jonSun
Didnt read ur post but the title made me think of this track
:haha:
idk that mix, but never seen a video for the song before, wicked
in choon
ed up song, but choon
Zharen
Sounds a lot like the cops in my town. Except that they're less bright and hardly ever to be found outside of the downtown area. Guess I should be fortunate enough for that. :p
