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man i got mad gas
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| nchs09 |
its like im farting so much...i did eat 2 smoothies today, and half a watermelon.
could that be the cause of my gas?
ps. they dont smell. |
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| PhaseFour |
| u must give urself a dutch oven now!!! |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by PvDOBseSSioN
got beano? |
im sort of enjoying it... its amazing how much gas im pumping out. |
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| eye_03 |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhaseFour
u must give urself a dutch oven now!!! |
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wtf is that????
yeah i got chick ion myh lap
its hard to type
EDIT: shes my gf :toothless |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
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wtf is that????
yeah i got chick ion myh lap
its hard to type |
a chica on ur lap? or like a blow up doll? |
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| DjConfessions |
| i seen several movies where people taking a light a match. why is that? does it burn all the bad smelling gas in the air? |
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| RapidFire |
| did you by any chance eat sunflower seeds? that is lethal |
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| Ygrene |
My gas > Nachos gas
Srsly, I let a fart earlier today that knocked an 11 year old down. |
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| PhaseFour |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
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wtf is that????
yeah i got chick ion myh lap
its hard to type
EDIT: shes my gf :toothless |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=dutch+oven
Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds. |
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| Xylence |
| did you say........... gas?? QUICK QUICK... get me a lighter and point your in this direction. |
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| PaperBag831 |
| lactose intolerance is common in ashkenozi jews |
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