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| philliez |
if its a repost you can suck my balls. thank you
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First Floor , the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second Floor , the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third Floor , this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth Floor, this door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth Floor , the sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
Taxi! |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
if its a repost you can suck my balls. thank you
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First Floor , the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second Floor , the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third Floor , this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth Floor, this door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth Floor , the sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." |
Pshh, I would just go down the stairs and come back in again.
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Pshh, I would just go down the stairs and come back in again.
LOL! |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
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I am a woman... I will figure out how to return.
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I will send a man in to go get another man for me and bring him back. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
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ROFLMAO!!! |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
Taxi! |
lol, better than the first one :) |
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| chojin |
A Welsh man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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A passenger jet looses all of its engines and the passengers know they Are going to crash. There are three women sitting next to each other in one of the rows.
The Italian woman opens her purse and begins pinning money all over her clothing. The other women ask why and she says that when the rescuers begin searching the crash site they will see the money and rescue her first.
The Jewish woman begins putting on all of her jewellery, saying that the rescuers will see the gems and rescue her first. The black woman begins taking off all of her clothing. The two other women ask why she is undressing. She says, "Everybody knows the first thing they always look for is the black box." |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ing bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a ing bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread? |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
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lmfao!¬! thats the best joke ive ever heard :stongue: |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."
Taxi! |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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