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Help with cheap and/or free birthday ideas.... (pg. 3)
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
for V-day, i bought this sweet picnic basket and got shrimp cocktail, roast beef sandwiches and champange and strawberries and took him to the beach and we had a nice lunch on the beach and drank champagne. he loved that idea. u think it's dumb to do that again? |
not at all, but you should take him to Vizcaya and have the picnic there.
http://www.vizcayamuseum.org/
the garden is huge, so you can take a little bag with food and red wine, and like cheeses and prociutto, and sit by the lake or wherever. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
wash his car, do his laundry, and finish it off by swallowing. |
his car is always spotless cuz he has OCD...and he did our laundry yesterday. folded mine and everything. hahaha
I DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW! :( i get embarrassed cuz once i do it, i make this face like, "EWW" and i have to keep myself from gagging! i need to get drunk first. i think i'd rather let him do me in the ass. haha |
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| placebo |
| you should get him a job for his birthday |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
god i hate swallowing:( i wish i could, it's not that i don't "want" to. i think it's kinky, but i have a really bad gag reflex with semen going down my throat. it's like swallowing a big warm snot ball:wtf:
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the only way to get used to it is practice! :p of course it's not pleasant... i mean girls don't do it because it's yummy or because semen helps us lose weight. we do it to please our men because we know they go craaazy for like that.
personally i don't think anything but swallowing makes sense. i mean seriously, it's so convenient. if he pulls out, you have a sticky mess to clean up. if he jizzes in your mouth, well it's already in the back of your throat so why not just swallow that and be done with it! not only can it be annoying trying to find something to spit into, but you usually end up having to taste it more when you spit cause it goes all over your tongue and inside of your lips. |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
the only way to get used to it is practice! :p of course it's not pleasant... i mean girls don't do it because it's yummy or because semen helps us lose weight. we do it to please our men because we know they go craaazy for like that.
personally i don't think anything but swallowing makes sense. i mean seriously, it's so convenient. if he pulls out, you have a sticky mess to clean up. if he jizzes in your mouth, well it's already in the back of your throat so why not just swallow that and be done with it! not only can it be annoying trying to find something to spit into, but you usually end up having to taste it more when you spit cause it goes all over your tongue and inside of your lips. |
exactly |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
you should get him a job for his birthday |
lol
i know, all my friends think it's ed up that i'm getting a 2nd job so we can have more money and he's not getting a job. he just doesn't want to cuz of grad school. he certainly could though...like bartending on the weekends or something. i dunno. after i start this 2nd job, if i'm not able to save any money of my own...like if ALL my money is going towards us making ends meat, then i'm going to tell him to get a job. but for now, whatever. it's not like he has NO source of money. he gets all this grant money from his school, and then he still applies for the full amount of loan money, so he gets a few grand left each semester and that's money for his part of the rent and his insurance adn stuff. he put up like 3k for us to move into our apt. cuz he had it all. i actually still owe him for that. he also went to roomstogo and financed all our furniture in his name cuz he's got better credit...so he's not THAT much of a scrub:p
danny ocean, that's a good idea, but are u allowed to bring in your own picnic basket there? that was actually our 2nd date:) he had never been and i took him there as a surprise and we had the best time walking around that place and in the garden. |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
the only way to get used to it is practice! :p of course it's not pleasant... i mean girls don't do it because it's yummy or because semen helps us lose weight. we do it to please our men because we know they go craaazy for like that.
personally i don't think anything but swallowing makes sense. i mean seriously, it's so convenient. if he pulls out, you have a sticky mess to clean up. if he jizzes in your mouth, well it's already in the back of your throat so why not just swallow that and be done with it! not only can it be annoying trying to find something to spit into, but you usually end up having to taste it more when you spit cause it goes all over your tongue and inside of your lips. |
u have a hell of a happy boyfriend! |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol
i know, all my friends think it's ed up that i'm getting a 2nd job so we can have more money and he's not getting a job. he just doesn't want to cuz of grad school. he certainly could though...like bartending on the weekends or something. i dunno. after i start this 2nd job, if i'm not able to save any money of my own...like if ALL my money is going towards us making ends meat, then i'm going to tell him to get a job. but for now, whatever. it's not like he has NO source of money. he gets all this grant money from his school, and then he still applies for the full amount of loan money, so he gets a few grand left each semester and that's money for his part of the rent and his insurance adn stuff. he put up like 3k for us to move into our apt. cuz he had it all. i actually still owe him for that. he also went to roomstogo and financed all our furniture in his name cuz he's got better credit...so he's not THAT much of a scrub:p
danny ocean, that's a good idea, but are u allowed to bring in your own picnic basket there? that was actually our 2nd date:) he had never been and i took him there as a surprise and we had the best time walking around that place and in the garden. |
hey, there's always walmart if he needs a job |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
his car is always spotless cuz he has OCD...and he did our laundry yesterday. folded mine and everything. hahaha
I DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW! :( i get embarrassed cuz once i do it, i make this face like, "EWW" and i have to keep myself from gagging! i need to get drunk first. i think i'd rather let him do me in the ass. haha |
does he like fruit? because trust me girls when i say this..if fruit is in his daily diet (pineapple, watermelon, strawberries, etc...) it will affect the taste. try it |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
swallowing makes sense. i mean seriously, it's so convenient. if he pulls out, you have a sticky mess to clean up. if he jizzes in your mouth, well it's already in the back of your throat so why not just swallow that and be done with it! |
That's Mrs. Hazard's attitude as well..... why deal with a big sticky mess or spit it out and have to clean up.... |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
hey, there's always walmart if he needs a job |
walmart ftw!!! :nervous: |
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