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Help with cheap and/or free birthday ideas.... (pg. 4)
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| Danny Ocean |
| ya, well dont take a basket, take a bag, like a cloth bag or a little backpack. I went there with my girlfriend and we took wine and cheeses and sat waaay in the back of the garden. No one was there, we were rolling too, so you can add that to spice it up a bit.:) |
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| placebo |
ok
let me explain this plain and simple
here's what you need to do
TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS
right
HIDE SOMEWHERE
when he comes home
he'll be like WTF
WHERE IS SLYLEE (or w/e the your real name is, jamie??)
so he'll be looking around
now prior to this you put black pantyhose on your head and you bought a fake rifle
you hide behind the couch or something, and when he comes by
you jump out and you're like
IT'S TIME TO DIE MOTHER ******!!!
and scare the out of him |
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| Slylee |
:stongue: wtf?
lucid, i agree with you, but im telling u, it's like a physical thing...i have a bad gag reflex with it. like when i'm sick, u know how u get those snot balls in the back of ur sinuses? i can NEVER just sniffle and swallow them. i've even thrown up when i did it on accident. i will sit there and blow the crap outta my nose until it comes up.
i actually prefer that he just jizz all over my face. haha and for some reason, i can like play with the cum if it's on the tip of my tongue and on my chin and all that. i just can't swallow. i have before though. when we first started hooking up after dating for like a month, i wasn't ready to have sex with him yet, but we fooled around and i went down on him and swallowed. hahah that was such false advertisement, i bet he was like, " YEA! SHE SWALLOWS!" that was the last time i ever did that.:stongue:
oh and i heard about fruit making it taste better too. maybe if i have enough champagne, i'll be ok.
i wish so bad that i could get miami heat game tickets for tomorrow's game:( that would be the best gift. he's never been to a heat game since he's been in florida and he's a huge basketball fan. |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
:stongue: wtf?
lucid, i agree with you, but im telling u, it's like a physical thing...i have a bad gag reflex with it. like when i'm sick, u know how u get those snot balls in the back of ur sinuses? i can NEVER just sniffle and swallow them. i've even thrown up when i did it on accident. i will sit there and blow the crap outta my nose until it comes up.
i actually prefer that he just jizz all over my face. haha and for some reason, i can like play with the cum if it's on the tip of my tongue and on my chin and all that. i just can't swallow. i have before though. when we first started hooking up after dating for like a month, i wasn't ready to have sex with him yet, but we fooled around and i went down on him and swallowed. hahah that was such false advertisement, i bet he was like, " YEA! SHE SWALLOWS!" that was the last time i ever did that.:stongue:
oh and i heard about fruit making it taste better too. maybe if i have enough champagne, i'll be ok.
i wish so bad that i could get miami heat game tickets for tomorrow's game:( that would be the best gift. he's never been to a heat game since he's been in florida and he's a huge basketball fan. |
heat + bj while watching heat = priceless |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeiter
slylee...tell him to meet u at some mall..grab him go to the toilet, bj him, swallow and then go walk somewhere..come back home cook him a nice dinner in bikini or naked and then tell him " pooper for dessert "!! |
you are full of good ideas |
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| Slylee |
| god this sucks:( after paying my bills, i have $128 left:( and we have no groceries. |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
god this sucks:( after paying my bills, i have $128 left:( and we have no groceries. |
mcdonalds ftw!! |
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| grooviebeats |
| how about some nice road head.. i love that but never get it. |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeiter
heat + bj while watching heat + swallowing = priceless |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
god this sucks:( after paying my bills, i have $128 left:( and we have no groceries. |
its like you're living the life of a college student but you aren't in college. |
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| StanVoid |
| lol this thread is funny as |
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| Ygrene |
| I'm sure he wouldn't complain about a little 3-way with a certain lesbian sugarmomma? |
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