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for those with england flags on their car
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| Wicked Neo |
Thursday 01 May 2006 15:36
Department for Transport (National)
DFT ANNOUNCES PUBLIC DRIVING STANDARDS RECOGNITION SCHEME
Due to the decreasing quality of driving in England the Department for Transport has devised a scheme to identify poor drivers whilst giving good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst on the highway.
Thus from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:
· overtaking in dangerous places
· tailgating
· braking sharply
· speeding in residential areas
· failing to indicate at junctions
· parking on footpaths
· performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
· taking up more than one lane on multi-lane highways
· anything of a furry nature hanging from a rear-view mirror
· lowered suspension on family sized car
· driving with a stereo system on maximum volume with windows wound down
will be issued with flags coloured white and bearing a red cross, signifying their inability to drive correctly.
These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.
IMPORTANT: Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display two flags, one on each side of their vehicle, to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence to the general public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that all driver's and pedestrians become aware of this initiative and the meaning of the flags.
Public Enquiries: 020 7944 8300
Department for Transport Website: http://www.dft.gov.uk |
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| sakabatou |
| I'd laugh but this joke grew old before the last world cup started. |
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| sykadelik |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
I'd laugh but this joke grew old before the last world cup started. |
Yeah, I remember seeing it before then as well. |
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| Streakfury |
** hears shotgun being loaded **
KABOOM!!
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| Mike_Foyle |
hahaha
this isnt strictly on topic but:
england flags on cars piss me off. it also pisses me off that 95% of the nation think that england has nothing to be proud of but their football team, and that the only time they ever show any pride towards their country is during the world cup. its just a game!! you can enjoy it without taking it way too seriously.
i hate all the fuss over football..
rant over! |
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| chojin |
some bellend felt the need to lean out of his passenger car window and shout at me 'you ing knob!' as he drove past. said person had TWO england flags flying from his car.
discussion over:rolleyes: |
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| sykadelik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
hahaha
this isnt strictly on topic but:
england flags on cars piss me off. it also pisses me off that 95% of the nation think that england has nothing to be proud of but their football team, and that the only time they ever show any pride towards their country is during the world cup. its just a game!! you can enjoy it without taking it way too seriously.
i hate all the fuss over football..
rant over! |
You big queer. |
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| Mike_Foyle |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
You big queer. |
lol. the rumour is that anyone who doesnt like football is automatically gay, but i can assure you im not. the ironic thing is i quite like it as a game, just think all the fuss over it is pathetic! :) |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
[rant/] I hate those stupid flags on cars. ARGH!
They usually belong to chavs/lower working class who are on their way to Tesco's to stock up on their 50 crates of Stella and a cheap 50,000 inch TV so they can watch the world cup. There's usually a morbidly obese skinhead with an England shirt that's far too small for him driving, whilst the mother with the Elizabeth Duke jewellry sits in the front drinking coke whilst their ugly kids sit in the back shouting at each other.
Can't stand chavs
/rant |
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| djdk |
| quote: | Originally posted by sykadelik
You big queer. |
I can assure you that mike does like football but also does, in fact, love the male chocolate starfish. |
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| b i n k u n |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdk
I can assure you that mike does like football but also does, in fact, love the male chocolate starfish. |
:eyes:
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_
[rant/] I hate those stupid flags on cars. ARGH!
They usually belong to chavs/lower working class who are on their way to Tesco's to stock up on their 50 crates of Stella and a cheap 50,000 inch TV so they can watch the world cup. There's usually a morbidly obese skinhead with an England shirt that's far too small for him driving, whilst the mother with the Elizabeth Duke jewellry sits in the front drinking coke whilst their ugly kids sit in the back shouting at each other.
Can't stand chavs
/rant |
Yeah, except most chavs dont have cars... ;) ;)
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