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Control time with a remote control, or be able to fly?
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| Synchronicity |
Control time with a remote control, or be able to fly?
You can't do both!
The TV/DVD remote could fast-forward, rewind, record and pause time (I don't trust you ******s with the 'STOP' button!)
You can fly as fast as you want, but only on planet earth.
Which would you choose? |
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| dj_alfi |
| damn thats a hard one.. i would love to be able to fly, but there are so many other things that are great about the remote... damn.. i dont know which to chose lol.. ill take the one that also comes with an invisibility cloak lol |
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| Danny Ocean |
The Tv remote, although it would suck if you lost it or fell in the wrong hands.
At least with flying you dont have to rely on anything. However the power to control time is priceless. |
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| Ivand |
| The time remote, i mean, what cant you do with it? |
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| gwrmarines |
| Remote. Then i would steal a plane, fly everywhere. The best part about that is i cant fly so right before i crash into the earth i will pause time and jump out, get some distance and pres play.:D |
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| Lira |
| How exactly would the "record" feature work? I want a bloody manual with my remote! |
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| philliez |
| does the remote have a subtitle button for translating foreign, future, and past languages? |
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| dj_alfi |
| ive decided, def the remote.. i would so cheat on all tests and .. and feel up hot chix :eek: |
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| Synchronicity |
The remote would be good but humans might never be able to fly so fast forwarding wouldn't work. So if you wanted to fly without being in an aeroplane or machine, that would be your only option.
But think how much fun you could have by pausing time, stripping people in busy streets naked and then unpausing! |
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| philliez |
| you could pause time and have sex with whoever you want to |
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| Synchronicity |
| quote: | Originally posted by philliez
does the remote have a subtitle button for translating foreign, future, and past languages? |
In the future there will be only one language - Trance Music. |
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| Synchronicity |
| By the way I've upgraded the remote and added a SLOW MOTION button. |
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