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So there's a homeless guy living in my garage ... (pg. 2)
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| Ian |
| so THAT'S where arctic went :eyes: |
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| KilldaDJ |
buy and uzi and be like al pacino
get out of my garage u in bum! |
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| Ygrene |
| Start charging him rent and demand payment in the form of crushed soda cans. |
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| Moral Hazard |
Is there no way to secure the garage? Do you live in a jurisdiction where locks are outlawed?
If it were me.... I'd light his on fire and stand beside the burt chars with my 12 gage until he came back, then I would politely ask him to pick up his belongings and leave. |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| put a racoon in his blanket while he's sleepin |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Start charging him rent and demand payment in the form of crushed soda cans. |
:stongue: |
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| Hasneez |
put some Reese candy and let it trail all the way to the other neighborhood.. that should make him move!
PS: put a rat-trap in the last one ;) |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hasneez
put some Reese candy and let it trail all the way to the other neighborhood.. that should make him move!
PS: put a rat-trap in the last one ;) |
Either that or you'll end up with one Grade-A Ygrene caught in the rat-trap. :( |
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| placebo |
The topic title is misleading :( I really thought there was a homeless guy in like a garage that belonged to you.
On a related note, yesterday I was out at Pensacola Beach and me and my friend decided to go over to the Circle K. Now, anyone familiar to this area KNOWS it is full of white trash. So we are inside and these two nasty white trash dudes are buying beer and hotdogs--whatever right? Well me and my friend come out of the gas station, and they have the nerve to ask us for money. I was like, "What are you going to do, buy me a hotdog?" They just looked at us. It was pretty freaky when walked back over to the beach parking lot where my other friend was, and they were in the back of his truck. My other friend had no idea who those people were. Not like anyone cares about that story, but I already typed it, so I'm going to post it. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
I'm back from my reconnasaince mission. The enemy is very elusive. |
this has me lawling for a good 5 seconds:stongue:
you're going to have to booby-trap the place.
or buy a blow up doll and make a little scare crow out of it.
(wait...he might actually like that idea):nervous: |
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| Glade776 |
| Use a dildo made out of a cactus with poison ivy leaves stuck to it on him when he's asleep. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Glade776
Use a dildo made out of a cactus with poison ivy leaves stuck to it on him when he's asleep. |
ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo. :nervous: |
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