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So there's a homeless guy living in my garage ... (pg. 3)
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| stevieboy32808 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Fast forward a week and the guys stuff is still there but we can never run into the guy to tell him to leave because he's on homeless time. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Pee in a beer bottle and hammer the cap back on. Hell do a whole six pack. Just leave it by his stuff with a thank you note. |
I laughed hard at these remarks.:stongue: :haha: |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
The topic title is misleading :( I really thought there was a homeless guy in like a garage that belonged to you.
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Ummm yea, that's more or less how it is. There is a person without a home living in a garage attached to my row house … complete with homeless man accessories such as a shopping cart, long pieces of cardboard, blankets, pillows, shoes, and a cooler full of mountain dew … apparently the beverage of choice for people without homes everywhere.
As an update, I stayed up until about 3:30am when I finally heard some scuffling out back. The scuffling definitely sounded like someone was moving the homeless crap I moved out into the alley back into the garage, as opposed to moving stuff out of the area ... so I called the cops. Cops came and we walked to the garage together. They shine their lights into the garage and some shirtless white guy is sleeping on the cardboard with blankets. This guy looked like a throwback from the 70’s because he was literally a young, long haired hippy who said “maaannnn” and “dude” a lot.
Cops told the guy he had 30 minutes to pack up and leave, and then told me I could go to bed.
Oh yea, so when we told him to leave the first time, we found an American flag on our back porch. When we asked him to leave a second time, he asked us if we got the flag. I guess that was his “rent” payment. It was clearly inadequate as the garage space is worth at least 3 american flags a week. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Oh yea, so when we told him to leave the first time, we found an American flag on our back porch. When we asked him to leave a second time, he asked us if we got the flag. I guess that was his “rent” payment. It was clearly inadequate as the garage space is worth at least 3 american flags a week. |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
I guess that was his “rent” payment. It was clearly inadequate as the garage space is worth at least 3 american flags a week. |
ahahahahahaha
that acutally made me LOL
amazing |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Oh yea, so when we told him to leave the first time, we found an American flag on our back porch. When we asked him to leave a second time, he asked us if we got the flag. I guess that was his “rent” payment. |
A patriotic hippy?! Isn't it the same as a midget playing basketball? |
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| Yan |
You cheap bastard. :mad:
I only pay 2 flags for my home. :p |
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| smallSHEEP |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
...homeless time. |
A new exciting alternative to Greenwich Mean Time? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
A new exciting alternative to Greenwich Mean Time? |
Hammer Time? |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
A patriotic hippy?! Isn't it the same as a midget playing basketball? |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| philliez |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
Not like anyone cares about that story, but I already typed it, so I'm going to post it. |
hahahahaaa |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
A patriotic hippy?! Isn't it the same as a midget playing basketball? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
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Fake! I demand proofs! :D |
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