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Gimme your best pick up line! (pg. 8)
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
excuse me, i noticed you noticing me, and i would like to give u notice that i am noticing you noticing me, and i notice u as well
zing! |
exactly.
now come to my place for pizza and sex
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
if a girl came up to me and said that...i'd probably think she was full of herself... |
well it's all about the presentation. if you say it in a cutesy way and like you're kinda nervous and trying to be funny, i would imagine the guy would appreciate her courage and attempt to be funny and think it's cute. :p
well, that's the plan anyway. hahah but yea, it could backfire if i said it all obnoxious with a know-it-all tone... |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
1 corny one thats fun to play with:
Wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex?
-yes: ok well good luck with finding a girl that says yes but if so, you know what to do from there
-firm no: no sense of humour, move on.
-giggle and no or just giggle/laugh: you're good, talk her up a bit more |
noooooo! if she says "no" you're supposed to say "what's wrong, you don't like pizza?"
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
excuse me, i noticed you noticing me, and i would like to give u notice that i am noticing you noticing me, and i notice u as well
zing! |
fresh prince ftw |
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| Theresa |
My response to:
Wanna have sex?
Wanna dance?
Wanna make-out?
"Yes, but not with you"
BUUURN! :D
Have never been mean enough to actually say it.
I was walking home last night from the bar, and this guy in a white hondo pulled over and yelled "DO YOU NEED A RIDE?" I was thinking to myself "Dude... you're an idiot. It's 2AM, I am a small girl walking alone, and you think I am gonna get into the car with you? YEA RIGHT!"
I just said "no thanks" and then crossed the road into a better lit area. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| hi! i have diarhea |
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| RickyM |
"I'm gonna treat you like a carpet tonight love"
"What you mean?"
"I'm gonna take you home, lay you down then walk all over you." |
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| Nell |
if you and i were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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| sw1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
"I have an extra ticket for Armin..." |
Tried that once...didn't work. |
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| Masonious |
| guy to a girl: "i want you inside me." |
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| Hasneez |
| Wanna play "army"? ill lay down, and you "blow" me |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
pick up line for a girl:
"if you were a pirate i'd make you swab the poop deck" |
for a guy pirate
"my i drop my anchor in your lagoon?"
or the classic
"prepare to be boarded!" |
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