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Gimme your best pick up line! (pg. 9)
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| raveed |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? |
dunno y, but so far this has been my pick of the bunch. so wrong:haha: |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
GIRL TO A GUY: "i want you inside me." |
FIXED!
Unless there is a joke I missed or something. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
FIXED!
Unless there is a joke I missed or something. |
yea, u missed the ghey joke |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
FIXED!
Unless there is a joke I missed or something. |
what mason was trying to say was that he would.... oh crap you cut & paste! damn lost the lot...
...to cut the long story short:
-guy meets girl
-guy takes her to resturant
-girl falls in love with guy
-girl has sex with guy
-guy falls in love with girl
-girl moves in with guy
-guy follows girl everywhere
-guy spys on girl at work
-guy installs mini cameras in her car
-girl freaks out
-girl moves into moms house
-guy breaks into moms house & kidnaps girl
-guy ties girl up & puts her in the basement
-girl escapes and travels interstate to escape
-guy searches for girl
-girl now has new name of 'Kitty Cat' and works as a stripper to make ends meet
-Guy finds girl
-guy puts girl in trunk of car and takes her to his hous
-guy puts girl in oven and bakes her at 180^C for 2 hours
-guy makes pepper steak gravy
-guy boils veges
-guy serves on large plate
-guy eats girl until only skeleton remains
and hense the "I want you inside me" statement |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
what mason was trying to say was that he would.... oh crap you cut & paste! damn lost the lot...
...to cut the long story short:
-guy meets girl
-guy takes her to resturant
-girl falls in love with guy
-girl has sex with guy
-guy falls in love with girl
-girl moves in with guy
-guy follows girl everywhere
-guy spys on girl at work
-guy installs mini cameras in her car
-girl freaks out
-girl moves into moms house
-guy breaks into moms house & kidnaps girl
-guy ties girl up & puts her in the basement
-girl escapes and travels interstate to escape
-guy searches for girl
-girl now has new name of 'Kitty Cat' and works as a stripper to make ends meet
-Guy finds girl
-guy put girl in trunk of car and takes her to his hous
-guy put girl in over and bakes her at 180^C for 2 hours
-guy makes pepper steak gravy
-guy boils veges
-guy serves on large plate
-guy eats girl until only skeleton remains
and hense the "I want you inside me" statement |
Ewww. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by superglo
I love lamp. |
What is that from again? |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
what mason was trying to say was that he would.... oh crap you cut & paste! damn lost the lot...
...to cut the long story short:
-guy meets girl
-guy takes her to resturant
-girl falls in love with guy
-girl has sex with guy
-guy falls in love with girl
-girl moves in with guy
-guy follows girl everywhere
-guy spys on girl at work
-guy installs mini cameras in her car
-girl freaks out
-girl moves into moms house
-guy breaks into moms house & kidnaps girl
-guy ties girl up & puts her in the basement
-girl escapes and travels interstate to escape
-guy searches for girl
-girl now has new name of 'Kitty Cat' and works as a stripper to make ends meet
-Guy finds girl
-guy puts girl in trunk of car and takes her to his hous
-guy puts girl in oven and bakes her at 180^C for 2 hours
-guy makes pepper steak gravy
-guy boils veges
-guy serves on large plate
-guy eats girl until only skeleton remains
and hense the "I want you inside me" statement |
oh, I thought it was about a dude wanting a girl to bang him. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
oh, I thought it was about a dude wanting a girl to bang him. |
im pretty sure I haven't taken him out of context on this one. No one KNOWS Mason like Xeno KNOWS Mason!!!! |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
im pretty sure I haven't taken him out of context on this one. No one KNOWS Mason like Xeno KNOWS Mason!!!! |
awww, u two make a great couple :) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
awww, u two make a great couple :) |
OMGWTF these rumours will ruin me! *jumps out the window onto a sharp twig* |
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| DJ_Madcap |
| So I invented this car that runs on hydrogen and dead babies. What say you and I start making some fuel right now in the back seat. We'll go 50/50 on the dead baby profits. |
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