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What's your little "move" that you do to get girls/guys to notice you? (pg. 3)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
are u sure you dont just walk up to the chick and tell her you want to her in the ass moral?
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Strangely enough.... I have done that. |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I usually just pull my and balls out and start making a windmill like rotation with them. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
i find a hot chick and pop a bunch of alka seltzer, fall on the ground and scream that I'm having a seizure.
i grab her pantleg and ask her to call an ambulance, she will typically wait until the ambulance comes then leave it to the response unit.
I'll look at her with all that froth on my face and say, "please...don't leave me..."
as she's sitting next to me on the ambulance i'll have found a sedative with the hand furthest from her.
knock her out
pay off the ambulance guys.
go through her stuff
find her number and any other valuable information
wait 4 days not THREE guys if you're listening to this, 3 just makes you sound desperate, call her back and set some up. |
Why aren't you President Of The World? |
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| citric_acid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Why aren't you President Of The World? |
i dont think ihave told you how awesome ur avatar is lol, its pretty damn sweet |
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| eROs.au |
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
i dont think ihave told you how awesome ur avatar is lol, its pretty damn sweet |
dont do crack... |
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| citric_acid |
| quote: | Originally posted by eROs.au
dont do crack... |
stop stalking me |
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| eROs.au |
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
stop stalking me |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
i dont think ihave told you how awesome ur avatar is lol, its pretty damn sweet |
Why thank you very much!
p.s. - eROs tells lies to my wife!! :mad:
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| Protege |
| I jump in the deep end of the pool and pretend to drown. When the hot lifeguard saves me, I pretend to look like a dead fish so that she'll give me mouth to mouth. Then when she goes to breath into my lungs I stick my tougue in her mouth and we begin making out. It works everytime. |
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| paulandrews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Strangely enough.... I have done that. |
What has she said? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by paulandrews
What has she said? |
my guess is she draggged him to the nearest bathroom stall and pulled up her skirt and bent over. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| elbow in the face :o |
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