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How to really make soccer catch on for dumb americans! (pg. 3)
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| eXo |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i beg to differ
it might not be a super popular sport now, but i read an article saying soccer is the sport that most parents are signing their kids up for.Give it another 10 years and they will probably be very good.Canada unfortunatly will always suck.:( |
Hard to play soccer on ice, that's why canadians dominate ice hockey. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by eXo
Hard to play soccer on ice, that's why canadians dominate ice hockey. |
not anymore...the rest of the world has caught up.As much as i like seeing Canada win in hockey, there is nothing better for the sport than having many countries that are just as good if not better.I'm willing to bet that the Americans win or at least make it into the world cup finals in the next 20 years.How they fifa ranked them 5th this year is beyond me though. |
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| all-nite-freak |
like in olympic basketball?
or how the americans won the world cup of baseball:toothless |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
Americans feel the world should have at least one sport that we don't completely dominate. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
We give you soccer/football so you guys can have a fun time kicking that cute ball around with your feet. All of you with those fancy tricks, its adorable. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
like in olympic basketball?
or how the americans won the world cup of baseball:toothless |
just like canada dominates in sports :rolleyes: :haha: |
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| all-nite-freak |
last time i checked we beat the us at baseball.
considering only 5 people play this sport(if you can call it that) in this country its funneh
steve nash 2 time mvp ftw |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
There is a break between the (two) halves, actually :p
Other than that, there are offsides, substitutions, free kicks and anticlimactic events of all sorts :D |
i am very curious about your sig... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
last time i checked we beat the us at baseball.
considering only 5 people play this sport(if you can call it that) in this country its funneh
steve nash 2 time mvp ftw |
in the end you are still in canada, so that kinda sucks. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| in about a month our dollar will be stronger than yours:p |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
i went to montreal with my boyfriend and we were gyped a couple of times...wasn't too pleased about that.
i have to learn about the currency difference. |
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| Ygrene |
Your best bet to make this sport attractive to us dumb Americans would be to make the ball out of some shiny, pretty material. Also, make sure all the athletes are famous Hollywood actors. Additionally, after every goal that is scored, money and drugs should fall from the sky for the spectators. Lastly, you'll have to include some kind of mechanical device in the stands that will physically help us so that we can applaud, you know, being that we are such fat Americans and we cannot do it oursleves.
Hop to it! |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Your best bet to make this sport attractive to us dumb Americans would be to make the ball out of some shiny, pretty material. Also, make sure all the athletes are famous Hollywood actors. Additionally, after every goal that is scored, money and drugs should fall from the sky for the spectators. Lastly, you'll have to include some kind of mechanical device in the stands that will physically help us so that we can applaud, you know, being that we are such fat Americans and we cannot do it oursleves.
Hop to it! |
you are forgetting about the smoke machine that eats away at teh ozone layer and the rap superstar halftime show.. |
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