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I've solved Women (pg. 2)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by superglo
and they just strut.
what the ? |
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| Deeedeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
The truth about women is that they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want to convince themselves that they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want. Otherwise, they won't want what they really wanted in the first place.
It's quite simple really, and confirms Subey's theory. |
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| OnePercent |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
The truth about women is that they don't want to want what they want and, therefore, they want to convince themselves that they want something they don't want, and that they don't want what they really want so, what they want can actually prove them they're what they want and that they're wanted by what they really want. Otherwise, they won't want what they really wanted in the first place.
It's quite simple really, and confirms Subey's theory. |
Single negative= negative, double neg= pos, triple neg= neg, etc.
Some women have been known to engage in as many as thirty negatives.
All true, unless they are being sarcastic or merely testing you, upon which all signals they give off are the opposite. If a male is ever smart enough to keep track of all this and backs a woman into the corner, he still loses, because at that moment, she is conveniently on her period.
It's quite simple really, and confirms Lira's theory of Subey's theory of women. |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by OnePercent
It's quite simple really, and confirms Lira's theory of Subey's theory of women. |
This latest confirmation confirms my previously held theory.
In essence women present data which supports multiple positions simultaneously. The point at which a male commits to approaching a specific position is precisely the moment that they abandon the posibility of that position being true.
or in layman's terms...
The entire female psyche is based on a game of monkey in the middle |
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| OnePercent |
| If we keep this thread going, men will dethrone women as the complicated sex. |
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| eXo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
or in layman's terms...
The entire female psyche is based on a game of monkey in the middle |
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| beats and beeps |
beleive it or not some women out there really don't give a about you guys.
some men out there don't give a about women too.
and i'm not even talking about gays. |
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| Slylee |
| you can't really solve us until we solve ourselves:p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you can't really solve us until we solve ourselves:p |
I'm curious now: do you have any theory on women, being a woman yourself? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I'm curious now: do you have any theory on women, being a woman yourself? |
yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful. |
sounds like your talking about your breasts /diss :p |
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| Slylee |
who needs more than a handful?
craig loves my small boobs anyway. they probably remind him of a 17 year old.:stongue: |
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