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I've solved Women (pg. 3)
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| all-nite-freak |
there is no way to solve women.
all you can do is buy them nice things,stroke their egos and give them oral until they cant walk.Do all of this and you might just be allowed a night out with the boys once in awhile.If you are really good she wont even call you 567 times.
no and yes mean what they mean...its the word FINE you have to watch out for.;) |
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| Slylee |
behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted:p
when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy:) |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted:p
when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy:) |
im a prick, but im a faithful prick;) :p |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
The solution:
Yes means Yes
No means No
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No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier. |
:rolleyes:
sometimes
yes means no
and
no means yes! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful? |
\o
edit: That's a reference to my girlfriend, by the way... and the fact that every boob is a boob, so I don't see limits here :D |
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| OnePercent |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful?
craig loves my small boobs anyway. they probably remind him of a 17 year old.:stongue: |
Why is it whenever a woman uses the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for small boobs, men always offer support, but whenever I use the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for my small package, every woman just laughs? Perhaps, I've said too much. :nervous: |
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| starglider |
No means yes.
Yes means anal. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful. |
SLYLEE IS TEH UBER FEMALE!
but i learned in biology that being a super-female isnt a good thing.
haha triple x's |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by starglider
No means yes.
Yes means anal. |
at least women have two whole's down there!:tongue2 |
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| lex400sc |
| women 18-25 are for playing with... women 26+ are for having relationships with. |
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| DJ RJT |
| All I know is that vaginas feel terrific. |
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