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| colonelcrisp |
3 years ago i had a roomate who was just ed in the head, stole a bunch of my and did weird things.... i dont really want to get into taht part but if you want the story pm nrg2nfinit he loves telling it....
so tongiht im just mindin my own business in my basement watchin some tube and the door bell rings.... my dad comes down stairs and asks me why a police officer would be standing at our front door, and after last weekends antics in the loo i was wondering myself, thankfully it was only a subpeona for theft charges against my old roomate
has anyone ever been subpeonad to be a crown witness? will they cover my travel expenses (its a 6 hour drive, and ill probably have to take 2 days off of work at least) am i expected to remember every bloody detail from 3 years ago?
i figure there are probably a few people on here that have been through this before i just want to konw waht to expect |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
3 years ago i had a roomate who was just ed in the head, stole a bunch of my and did weird things.... i dont really want to get into taht part but if you want the story pm nrg2nfinit he loves telling it....
so tongiht im just mindin my own business in my basement watchin some tube and the door bell rings.... my dad comes down stairs and asks me why a police officer would be standing at our front door, and after last weekends antics in the loo i was wondering myself, thankfully it was only a subpeona for theft charges against my old roomate
has anyone ever been subpeonad to be a crown witness? will they cover my travel expenses (its a 6 hour drive, and ill probably have to take 2 days off of work at least) am i expected to remember every bloody detail from 3 years ago?
i figure there are probably a few people on here that have been through this before i just want to konw waht to expect |
I suggest posting this in the TOTA forum since the Canadian legal system is considerably different than the American system. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
hey mark sorry my phone ran out of batteries.. anyways the story is that this guy had huge dildos that he would put in his anus.. and one time me and mark found the butter in the washroom and i asked mark.. "why is htere butter in the washroom?" and he was like "because my roomate likes to eat toast in the washroom"
so i was like o ok and we used the butter to make food |
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| colonelcrisp |
| there goes my dinner |
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| igottaknow |
| in the americas courts generally aren't in the habit of giving compensation to witness. who knows in canada but i wouldn't be surprised if you have to flip the bill. |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
3 years ago i had a roomate who was just ed in the head, stole a bunch of my and did weird things.... i dont really want to get into taht part but if you want the story pm nrg2nfinit he loves telling it....
so tongiht im just mindin my own business in my basement watchin some tube and the door bell rings.... my dad comes down stairs and asks me why a police officer would be standing at our front door, and after last weekends antics in the loo i was wondering myself, thankfully it was only a subpeona for theft charges against my old roomate
has anyone ever been subpeonad to be a crown witness? will they cover my travel expenses (its a 6 hour drive, and ill probably have to take 2 days off of work at least) am i expected to remember every bloody detail from 3 years ago?
i figure there are probably a few people on here that have been through this before i just want to konw waht to expect |
get this - the subpeona means that you are being forced to go to court - against your will and no you won't be covered for your travelling expences. Are you on law and order? hehehe anwyays, you g to court, and hope that you will get what you want in the end. the unfortunate part of ontario court system is that it simply takes fukkin forever to move anything along. The only reason I know that u won't be reimburshed financially is I just went throug this - fortunatly i live about 4 city blocks from city hall. make a week of it and have fun! I was a witness to this guy getting run over by a range rover, case was dismissed due to a clerical error in the police dept. anyways, as for the dildo sharing I am sorry and hope you are std free;) |
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| colonelcrisp |
| ill be pissed if i have to fork out 200 bucks and lose two days pay to drive up to ottawa to put that greasy bastard behind bars |
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| igottaknow |
| fake ur own death and go into hiding |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
greasy |
lol |
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| colonelcrisp |
woah woah woah karim tell the story right
there was no sharing going on there, well maybe between him and his "girlfriend" who in my opinion looked like a man.....
but i did keep finding the margarine container on the shelf in the bathroom, but i drink beer in the shower, so some people may like to eat in the bath.... so i didnt think anything of it
that was until i was away at thanksgiving and my buddy was takin care of my chinchillas.... he came over the one day apparently and dave (the greasy bastard) was passed out on the couch in his boxers, so my buddy goes into the bathroom to fill up the water dish and the bathtub is full of murky water and there was a giant ass dildo stickin out of the water..... and the margarine container on the edge of the tub.....
this guy also had a pet dog that i didnt know existed, he kept it in his room and it was ting on the floor and he wasnt cleaning it up.... then he started using the bedroom window as a entrance to the house... and it went downhill from there |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
woah woah woah karim tell the story right
there was no sharing going on there, well maybe between him and his "girlfriend" who in my opinion looked like a man.....
but i did keep finding the margarine container on the shelf in the bathroom, but i drink beer in the shower, so some people may like to eat in the bath.... so i didnt think anything of it
that was until i was away at thanksgiving and my buddy was takin care of my chinchillas.... he came over the one day apparently and dave (the greasy bastard) was passed out on the couch in his boxers, so my buddy goes into the bathroom to fill up the water dish and the bathtub is full of murky water and there was a giant ass dildo stickin out of the water..... and the margarine container on the edge of the tub.....
this guy also had a pet dog that i didnt know existed, he kept it in his room and it was ting on the floor and he wasnt cleaning it up.... then he started using the bedroom window as a entrance to the house... and it went downhill from there |
lol yeah that about sums it up... i just find it hilarious that both of us thought nothing of it when we found the margarine in the washroom
karim "mark where's the margarine?"
Mark "i dunno"
Karim "oh its here in the washroom"
Mark "yeah my roomate likes to eat toast in the washroom"
Karim "oh ok.. lets make food"
hahha |
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| colonelcrisp |
we made beaver tails with that......ewwwwwww
the best was after i kicked him out i called his mom to come pick up his off my front porch and i made sure the dresser fell apart so she could accidently find his dirty 12 inch secret lol
she was like "WTF is that...." "well mam maybe you should ask your son" |
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