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| TweeK |
I went out and bought some Hand Sanitizer. It says it kills 99.99% of germs.
But my question is...
Is "sperm" included. :conf: |
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| Slylee |
| i always have that stuff handy. i need it for when i'm done pumping gas. ewww, just thinking about germs on gas pumps makes me cringe. if i dont have any sanitizer after i get gas, the whole time im driving, i'm thinking, "omg, my hands have so many germs on them right now, and i'm touching my steering wheel, so even when i wash my hands, the germs are going to be on my steering wheel. i need to clean that too, damnit!" |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i always have that stuff handy. i need it for when i'm done pumping gas. ewww, just thinking about germs on gas pumps makes me cringe. if i dont have any sanitizer after i get gas, the whole time im driving, i'm thinking, "omg, my hands have so many germs on them right now, and i'm touching my steering wheel, so even when i wash my hands, the germs are going to be on my steering wheel. i need to clean that too, damnit!" |
lol, i read that thinking you were talking about sperm. |
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| Sunsnail |
| There is strong evidence linking a germ-free life to allergies and a weak immune system. using hand sanitizer is so unhealthy :o |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i always have that stuff handy. i need it for when i'm done pumping gas. ewww, just thinking about germs on gas pumps makes me cringe. if i dont have any sanitizer after i get gas, the whole time im driving, i'm thinking, "omg, my hands have so many germs on them right now, and i'm touching my steering wheel, so even when i wash my hands, the germs are going to be on my steering wheel. i need to clean that too, damnit!" |
Im talking about sperm here. but do you get the same feeling when you have skeet in your hands?:wtf: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
There is strong evidence linking a germ-free life to allergies and a weak immune system. using hand sanitizer is so unhealthy :o |
I just want to kill skeet. All the other germs are kool with me. :gsmile: |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i always have that stuff handy. i need it for when i'm done pumping gas. ewww, just thinking about germs on gas pumps makes me cringe. if i dont have any sanitizer after i get gas, the whole time im driving, i'm thinking, "omg, my hands have so many germs on them right now, and i'm touching my steering wheel, so even when i wash my hands, the germs are going to be on my steering wheel. i need to clean that too, damnit!" |
you sound just like me. I manage to touch nothing w my hands when I enter a public bathroom.
When I'm at the hospital we have purell in huge dispense containers every 2 feet from each other |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
Im talking about sperm here. but do you get the same feeling when you have skeet in your hands?:wtf: |
skeet anywhere on the body feels weird |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
skeet anywhere on the body feels weird |
only when it dries. |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
only when it dries. |
even when it's wet it's hard to wipe off
dammit, swallow or stfu people :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
lol, i read that thinking you were talking about sperm. |
ok i just laughed my ass off reading it again, only imaginging that i was talking about sperm.
azia, i think there should be those dispensers everywhere. and yea, in the bathroom, i try not to touch things, but that's why i have sanitizer at my desk. lol to wash after i wash.
psycho ocd ftw!
and yea, i dont like jizz on me for that long either. it starts to dry up and get cold. and if it's in my belly button, i can't stand it. i have to get up and hop in the shower or wipe it off. but i'm nice enough to walk over to my boyfriend and wipe off his penis and stomach too while he lays there like this: :gsmile: |
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| FallingMoon |
is sperm a germ?
that sounds kinda funny but I really wouldn't think so. |
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