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a girl talked to me today (and she was developed) (pg. 3)
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
then i ask azias phone number.
wonderful world. |
i'd bend over to tie my shoe, tent popped, i shreak from poking surprise, smack u
ok point made. you need to get some, and not make it obvious to be so desparate on ta.
you're asking for it. |
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| DjConfessions |
| you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser |
dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand
inb4dacock |
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| DjConfessions |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand
inb4da |
does anyone know an Alicia Munguia and can convince her to come back to San Diego? |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand
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if not /\ that:
warmed lotion + hand (yours apparently) + durrty movie/mag = release of built up sperm which = you not as desparate + pathetic sounding perhaps?
trying to help :) |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser |
do us a favor delete this thread then delete yourself. kthxbye |
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| DjConfessions |
| i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks |
You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand. |
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| DjConfessions |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand. |
I don't get this whole passive/aggressive thing with the ladies. if it hit a girl i get told i have anger problems. if i am too passive i get called a fag. it makes me just wanna pull my pubes out
i heard jack osbourne has a girlfriend |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand. |
+1
put them in a full nelson and scream "i dont know how to use it but i will poke you" at the top of your lungs.Sure you will get arrested, but it will also probably be the closest you ever get to a female.Jail time is an added bonus where you can work on your macking techniques with 300lb cafeteria workers.Go for the spider tatoo...its prison for be gentle.:tongue3 |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand. |
OR
eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white
that may be the step in the right direction. :happy2: |
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