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a girl talked to me today (and she was developed) (pg. 4)
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| igottaknow |
Dear Desparate,
Headbutt her that way you can't be arrested for throwing a punch.
Sincerely,
Zidane |
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| DjConfessions |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
OR
eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white
that may be the step in the right direction. :happy2: |
eat healthy....check
workout....hella check
get a tan....natural
lose the glasses....no way. they are a part of my persona
wear tag....no way. that's part of a social movement and i'm not part of the MTV crowd
chew trident white.....check
maybe i'm just ugly |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
maybe i'm just ugly |
pix or stfu
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
i was doing the usual "knock your co-workers name tag off" deal today at work cus it wasn't busy and the stores weekly ad totalled sucked cock. So i am in the championship round with G-money and then there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite. So anyways, whatever happens and she and her grandmother come over to my register and i'm like "yo."
and she's like "hi."
and i'm like "getting an Ipod, eh?"
and she's like "ya."
and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life
she was 23 years old. |
LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!!
Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade.
'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
pix or stfu
:stongue: :stongue: |
give us fair warning so we can close our eyes :nervous: |
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| DjConfessions |
here's my profile
 here's the lower half of my face |
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| asfdz |
lol
exactly. I thought I remembered seeing that pic, that's where my advice came from just barely. and I'll stick w it. |
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| jonSun |
| Whats on your tongue.? :conf: |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
here's my profile
here's the lower half of my face |
it has been confirmed
penis is your only options
most women cant handle the amount of booze it would take.
you look like a cumdumpster |
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| DjConfessions |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!!
Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade.
'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either. |
i post under DJ Slain or i post under DjConfessions. Either way...i post. stop me |
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| igottaknow |
| oh no! he has the "angles" and we all know what that means... :nervous: |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
penis is your only option
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exactly. it only hurts for a couple minutes. :eek:
tell them to be slow, lotsa lube, mouth gag, start w finger, and eventually it may feel good. :eyespop: |
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