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jesus camp (pg. 2)
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| wizniz |
im back! feels good.
holy that camp was full of "love" offerings, and neural linguistic programming, and hypnotic speak, and emotions.
gay!
but there were 3600 some people there. and many women. and a lot of beautiful ones... i met many people there and yes, a couple token kinky jesus freaks. :)
theres way to much to talk about but it was located at CSU (colorado state) and i learned a load about child labor and de-rainforestation and actually important stuff from the interesting workshops. (and how to manage my money for donations to church.
im glad i went. making the most of it ftw
btw i stage dove the last night and tackled the gospel singer and afterwards when they tried to annoint me i refused and requested a hug instead. "of course, my brother" was the reply. :rolleyes:
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| wizniz |
more details of my exploits excerted from my convo w/ sunsnail for lack of typing motivation:
there were these jesus freaks parading around the cafeteria and singing for donations... so on my way out i joined them i was like "WHASSUP BROS!"... and theyre like "BROTHER WILL! WE LOVE YOU!"... and we walked around singing and i was flipping out...
apparently you cant over do it...
and i started a mosh pit and they shut down the concert one night.
and i sang a song i wrote at open mic about bounce back relationships, drinking problems, and cigarettes. they thought it was about jesus...
i also rapped out our 4th story window there were jesus freaks who stopped and formed a crowd. afterwards i went down and they in wanted pictures w/ me! i obliged
im gonna be in all this propaganda for it.
i was in a newsletter for being involved in a walk against hunger... and these kids are standing around and im in the front w/ a poster in mid air doing an 80's fist pump. im the ing poster child!
pic: 
(im the one jumping in the aviators... bottom right)
also theres video of me flipping out if i can get it from this dude at my church i was that annoying kid who yelled out during worship... i yelled like "PRAISE ALLAH!". i had jesus bling.
im NUTS! and i put these temp jesus tatoos on my dick. i was like "YO I GOT TATTOOS ON MY DICK, GUYS!" and theyd laugh and be like "which tattoos, will?"
and id say "IT SAYS PRAISE THE LORD! LAWL".
and finally, on the last night after the last song i ran onto teh stage (this is held in a huge arena so its something) and tackled the lead singer of the house band and all these jesus freaks followed. we dog piled that bitch!
i also had to put up with listening to pro-intelligent design arguements. wtf. and lots of stupid propaganda and jesus-y brainwashing. lame!
they said jesus camp is what you make of it... boy were they right. |
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| CranberryJuice |
what could u expect in a jesus camp?They try to brainwash u !
as a teen i was like 13 or 14 i went to camp with the pastor and the whole day we had to do activities related to jesus and the faith we were creating songs and on evening we were singing them around a fire. everytime i was comming back from these mini camp it lasted like 1 week i wanted to be and work in the temple later and so on but after few days back to a normal life haha i didnt even think about it anymore |
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| wizniz |
no i wasnt brainwashed- it was sappy as .
but i do respect their political views and their actions.
reread and you'll realized i was making the most of it. i avoided the churchy stuff. |
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| glass |
| If you 10% whatever, your egnostic. Which is better than being a total athiest I believe. You still have options and are still able to truelly listen to what people have to say. |
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| Lephaid |
| my parents forced me to go to a christian camp when i was like 8-13 and i turned out ing crazy |
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| wizniz |
found myself going for a walk w/ my first smoke in a week humming ben folds' song "cigarette".
freeeeeeeeeed jones... was wooooooooorn and tired... from caring for his offffffftennnnnnnn...
im glad i didnt ride the bus home from colorado with the rest of the kids! |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
found myself going for a walk w/ my first smoke in a week humming ben folds' song "cigarette".
freeeeeeeeeed jones... was wooooooooorn and tired... from caring for his offffffftennnnnnnn...
im glad i didnt ride the bus home from colorado with the rest of the kids! |
the only valid question here is, did you take some female jesus freak anal virginity? |
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| babyvsrhino |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
im back! feels good.
holy that camp was full of "love" offerings... blah blah |
orgy? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| i got kicked out of church camp when i was a kid for drawing pictures of my councilor getting run over by a car.......... i thought it was funny, they thought it was demonic. meh i think i got the better end of the deal on that one |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i got kicked out of church camp when i was a kid for drawing pictures of my councilor getting run over by a car.......... i thought it was funny, they thought it was demonic. meh i think i got the better end of the deal on that one |
I got spanked as a kid because of my theological enquiries. That's how I learnt how dogmas can be a pain in the arse (no pun intended) :p |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Lira pain in the arse |
you weren't by chance a catholic alter boy were you? lol |
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