Originally posted by colonelcrisp
you weren't by chance a catholic alter boy were you? lol
Nay, the pain in the arse was inflicted by belts and shoes being hit against my skin, not by any phallic object being inserted in any orifice I might have :p
wizniz
one of my buddies got kicked out of church camp because he ran naked across the roofs. later when he was getting in trouble, he stood up and pissed his pants.
goodbye, andy...
colonelcrisp
was this your friend?
Magnus
What others have said about the kinky girls at church, etc is true... I know first hand. I met my wife at Bible college! :tongue3
stren
this one time, at jesus camp...
Ygrene
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Originally posted by stren
this one time, at jesus camp...
Jesus said: "It's my camp, lol."
Lira
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Originally posted by Ygrene
Jesus said: "It's my camp, lol."
:stongue:
diggerz
bump for boredom.
The17sss
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Originally posted by Magnus
What others have said about the kinky girls at church, etc is true... I know first hand. I met my wife at Bible college! :tongue3
2 of the freakiest sex fiends I've ever met in my life were preachers' daughters. w00t w00t for porn sales being higher in the bible belt than the rest of the country!
Zombie0729
i saw that documentary 'jesus camp' ... one of the creepiest movies ever. kids crying in church speaking 'tongue'. what.the..
JOE-SCULLY
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Originally posted by astroboy
Then why on God's green earth would you go to a camp full of weirdos? They're gonna pray before meals and at every other opportunity. Make no mistake, they will try to brainwash you.
why the is writing in green? are you special to everybody else???
The17sss
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Originally posted by Zombie0729
i saw that documentary 'jesus camp' ... one of the creepiest movies ever. kids crying in church speaking 'tongue'. what.the..
dude, definitely. I saw it too... freaky. how about that kid who was like 8 or something, talking about how he first got saved when he was 5 and some other as though he's lived so long and has all this perspective to look back on. Their parents are ruining their lives... but I bet they don't even realize it because the same thing was done to them by their parents
