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Review: WEMF 2006 (pg. 11)
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| Jem_hadar |
^ING EH!
Im listen to a set I just DLed of his, from Mar 04, and this song JUST came on now!!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!
"Take this pill" "So I took it"
"And I said, what was that" "And they said "EXTACY"
"Then then I took a line" ....................
oh holy christ!
I love that cracked out laugh!!!!!!! |
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| samhouse |
hahah wicked!!
i was lookin for that track id...
terrific tune |
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| neuromancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
"Dynamo City - One Night in Hackney" |
glad you IDd that, wikked track. |
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| Jem_hadar |
:D np
Its a ing MONSTER TUNE!
Heard it once in Guv back in 2003 or 2004 and it blew my mind! Hearing that "line sniffing" noise over the Guv speakers was amazing trippy... and that laugh, hearing it echo thru the Guv... BRILLIANT! |
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| KKEFKA |
MY WEMF Review
INTRODUCTION
Once upon a time in a town called Tweed there was 8000 sketch bags who came together to celebrate drugs, music, friendships and drugs.
It all began Thursday when Jem came to my place to crash before heading to Tweed. We just chilled and watched the funniest video’s on the net (Look in the YouTube thread for the Chappelle, Dane Cook and the vid Carney posted) drank some beers and got little sleep getting pumped for WEMF.
ACT ONE
So we get up and drop of Jem’s coolers with Danni at second cup (Thanks Drew and Danni for taking care of the coolers traveling needs this weekend) then we headed to pick up Lars and Alex. We get there and have to reorganize all our because apparently Lars is moving to Tweed. Get that dealt with only to discover that Lars has even more for us to pick up. We get to her friends house to get the sleeping bag and other only to discover the sleeping bag is not in the bag. Now normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but if you witnessed the monstrosity of that event you would have ripped out your own eye balls with a rusty tin can. What a show. I still can’t get over how long it took them to put the sleeping bag in the bag. So after that we have to reorganize the car again. We then continue to run Lars errands because that was the whole point of the weekend. After Lars is satisfied that her demands have been meet we are then aloud to finally head to WEMF. Thank you Lars. (I love you ;) )
We get there to the biggest line up ever. We decide to drop me and Alex off with the tents and gear so Jem and Lars can go back into town to get much needed supplies (Beer).
We go through the walk in line and let me tell you wholly . You don’t get checked like that going into prison. What was with those security guards? Quite the difference from the car checkers that’s for sure.
We finally get in and set up shop and wait and wait for our beverages I mean friends to return. They finally get back and the rapidity of drinking that ensued when they arrived would have brought a tear to any true alcoholic’s eyes. It was beautiful.
My memories get a little desiccated after that. The music was awesome from what I remember and I liked what I heard from Deko-ze’s set. Andrew’s set was pumping too. I loved when Dave played at the renegade stage. The best was when we all tried to walk across the ditch to hear Dave and everyone feel in. So sketch.
If the lady whose van tried to run me over causing me to go across the hood of her car is reading this - shame on you for spilling my beer.
HIGHLIGHT
Adventure walk around WEMF with: Alex, Jem, Drew, Danni and others who have escaped my mind at the moment.
ACT TWO
I woke up around I don’t know o’clock and got right back into it with my bud. Only at WEMF is the first thing you do when you wake up is crack a cold one and no one will even bat and eye. All the TA’s that morning just chilled and laughed our asses off as everyone told stories of their nights and their crazy antics.
Just chilled with everyone till the Euro-Battle Royal II was on and headed down with Jem, Danni, Andrew, Michelle, Katy and TO Guy. The battle was awesome I loved every minute of it.
We all came back and just chilled till Jelo came on and reminded everyone why they love electronic music. Wicked set. Then I went with Michelle to listen to some happy hardcore. I loved it! It was so crazy in there but way to hot. We left and came back in time for The Thrillseekers most amazing set.
CLIMAX
Was dancing up a storm and then Katy comes and gets me so we can head back stage to listen to j00f. We then wait for j00f and get on stage and just rock right out:D :happy2: :tongue2 :toothless :D :happy2::tongue2 . It was awesome being up there and seeing everyone just giving her.
Then there was Mark EG. Damn:eyes: . What a psycho that guy is. He was just so entertaining to watch let alone listen to. From throwing records around to spilling water all over the decks and ing up - just pure chaos, he was still able to mix somehow. Does anyone know the second track he dropped was? Brilliant track I got to get a hold of it.
After that impiety we went back and chilled for a bit with everyone and then went back to hear the end of Savages set. After that I just rocked out for the rest of the night with Jem and the sketch angels.
AND SKETCH
You know WEMF isn’t WEMF without some sketch stories.
Let me tell you a bit about my top three Sketchers of WEMF. This won't really give them true justice because you had to have heard/scene it to fully understand such sketch.
Third place goes to “Steak Man”
Now this is something even I couldn’t make up on my wildest days.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong about some of the details of this, but here’s the story of Steak Man. I can’t remember who it was but they had a steak that ended up going bad so they decided to throw it away. Buddy whose American NOT Canadian walks by and sees this decides to pick the steak up go get caution tape put holes in the steak and then wear it as a necklace. He then goes on to say that woman will love it. If by woman you mean a pack of starving bitches, then yes buddy you’ll be leader of the pack.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STAY IN THE STATES AND NEVER COME BACK!!! WEMF OR CANADA DOESN’T WANT YOU BACK!!!!!
I pray for you.
Second place goes to “Frees-be/ Pose/ Ice Cream/ Skip Man”
This ing sketch bag was unbelievable:eyespop: !!!! You can’t find sketch like this anywhere. Buddy was randomly walking around all cracked out with a huge frees-be with no one to play with so he just wandered aimlessly around looking for peps to play with (no one was up for the challenge). Then he comes back around our camp site (he’s given up on frees-be now) and looks over at Lars and stars copying her pose. :wtf: ? He then leaves. Of course like the rising of the sun he comes by again. This time he’s wearing ice cream. Apparently the drugs he was on made hand and eye coordination unattainable because he had ice cream all over his face. To his credit however he was at least trying to lick it off. I guess he thought the napkin he was holding his ice cream with was destined for more important things. By now F.I.P.S Man has an audience unbeknown to him who are almost pissing their pants laughing at the walking show circus. He then starts skipping off down the road:eyes: . I feel for his family and friends.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STOP NOW AND SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM!!!!!
May someone find a reason for your birth.
First Place
First place actually goes to a group of people because the sum is greater than the parts. They where the Charlie’s Angels of sketch bags. I’m going to leave the other two nameless for their protection, but the leader of the pack will not be spared.
Not only his he the one who organized this group of misfits but he is also there leader. I present SKETCH KING!!!!!
I don’t even know were to begin here. Jamie I have never laughed so hard in my entire life then on Sunday morning listening to your antics. Everyone should have a moment like that. From the goggles to the fish bowl comment to you chilling in the car was just something that had to have been seen to be believed. Thank you for the moment in my life.
Jamie I know you’re reading this DON’T EVER GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES OR MISS ANOTHER WEMF THAT I ATTEND!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SKETCH KING!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
SUMMARY
This had better not be the last WEMF.
I Love WEMF!!!! |
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| Pett |
| Long live the sketch king! Jamie thats quite the accomplishment at a party that size. |
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| Pett |
its gonna take a while to get over that party....... is there another one this weekend?...........
only 5 more showers till im completely clean w00t w00t |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by KKEFKA
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HOLY ING IN A ING HANDBASKET.
jay, i laughed from teh moment i read the 2nd setence till the very ing end.
dude, im ing crying and laughing over here. my stomach hurts more than it did thurs night of us watching those videos.
i have NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER been more entertaining with an entire post in my ing life.
jay, you are the ing more ridiculous amazing post story teller ever!
I cant believe i had tears runnign down my face reading this ing post! dude - you are my wemf review hero!!!!!!!!!
oh my ing god.
my stomach is in so much pain. thank you jay.
ps.
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| chinaboy1021 |
is this pic real? this didnt happen at WEMF (i dont think), but since mark EG seems to be a popular topic in this thread.
its said he hit his head on a water sprinkler on the ceiling... |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by KKEFKA
We get there and have to reorganize all our because apparently Lars is moving to Tweed. |
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
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Get that dealt with only to discover that Lars has even more for us to pick up. We get to her friends house to get the sleeping bag and other only to discover the sleeping bag is not in the bag. Now normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but if you witnessed the monstrosity of that event you would have ripped out your own eye balls with a rusty tin can. What a show. I still can’t get over how long it took them to put the sleeping bag in the bag. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
| quote: | | So after that we have to reorganize the car again. We then continue to run Lars errands because that was the whole point of the weekend. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
| quote: | | After Lars is satisfied that her demands have been meet we are the aloud to finally head to WEMF. Thank you Lars. (I love you ;) ) |
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
We go through the walk in line and let me tell you wholly . You don’t get checked like that going into prison.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
| quote: | | They finally get back and the rapidity of drinking that ensued when they arrived would have brought a tear to any true alcoholic’s eyes. It was beautiful. |
I take drinking VERY seriously! You know that! ;) :whip:
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The best was when we all tried to walk across the ditch to hear Dave and everyone feel in. So sketch. |
Bastards! Me and Andrew should have known better though and not gone in first! :whip: Shame on us!
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If the lady whose van tried to run me over causing me to go across the hood of her car is reading this - shame on you for spilling my beer. |
OK - LET ME CLARIFY!
By this Jay means, RANDOMLY with Me, Andrew, Drew (?) he ing decides in his head HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS, WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF I CHARGED A ING VAN AND FLEW OVER THE HOOD OF IT WHILE GOING MACH 2?!!
^^ Well, thats whut he ing did. He ran like Jaugernaut from X-Men 3, FULL FUCING TILT at the bloody van (I AM SO SERIOUS) and ing LAUNCHED HIMSELF at it! He ing flew at the hodo of hte car and litterally slip over it and crashed into teh ing ground! This was one of the most priceless memories of Firday night! Me and Andrew (and Drew?) ing DIED!!! i fell to the ground laughign (that must be how i got so dirty lars! :p) BRILLIANT! Jay's a ing crazy black man! THe woman was so bloody ing pissed she ing threw Jay's beer at him!!!!!! JOKESSSS!!!! I wish yall could have been there to see that ! OMG
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Adventure walk around WEMF with: Alex, Jem, Drew, Danni and others who have escaped my mind at the moment. |
^^ loved it SO MUCH! SO MUCH! FInding that nig house stage in teh middle of Drum n Bass/Jungle land was AWESOME!
| quote: | | Only at WEMF is the first thing you do when you wake up is crack a cold one and no one will even bat and eye. All the TA’s that morning just chilled and laughed our asses off as everyone told stories of their nights and their crazy antics. |
SO great!
| quote: | | Just chilled with everyone till the Euro-Battle Royal II was on and headed down with Jem, Danni, Andrew, Michelle, Katy and TO Guy. The battle was awesome I loved every minute of it. |
Can anyone tell if I was having a good time in there? :conf: :) oh gad HEAVEN TUNES! for ing almost 2 hours! (if only the mixing where better... Danny DJ transitions more impressively... but when ur hearing euro, who gives a ing ! PLAY ME MY TUNES bitch! I dont care if u ing trainwreck EVERY song!
| quote: | | Then I went with Michelle to listen to some happy hardcore. I loved it! It was so crazy in there but way to hot. We left and came back in time for The Thrillseekers most amazing set. |
WHY TEH didnt you bastards get me! MICHELEL KNOWS i love happy hardcore! ! I would have gone! I didnt hear one HHC set the who ing weekedn! And I LOVE candy ravers! :( this really saddens me! I wanted ot see you experience happy hardcore for hte first time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jay and michelle! I feel so betrayed and like i missed out! i know I was still up then, what happened?
| quote: | It was awesome being up there and seeing everyone just giving her.
Then there was Mark EG. Damn:eyes: . What a psycho that guy is. He was just so entertaining to watch let alone listen to. From throwing records around to spilling water all over the decks and ing up - just pure chaos, he was still able to mix somehow. |
Petty pointed you out on stage to me! Dude, you always find higher ground eh Jay? LOL love it.
And yea, Mark EG is the best psycho in the WORLD! How he mixes, i dont ing konw, but he pulls it off and i love the guy! I cant wait ot see him next in TO!!!! !!
| quote: | | After that I just rocked out for the rest of the night with Jem and the sketch angels. |
:D I love my ing music and my crazy high meetings and conversations with randoms!! I told yall Id go hard at WEMF! WEMF is my party of the ing year, 160 ing percent i go out! No ing Armins with me passing out! I had my 3.5 hours sleep on sat night before thrillseekers. that was all i needed for the wkend!
| quote: | AND SKETCH
You know WEMF isn’t WEMF without some sketch stories.
Let me tell you a bit about my top three Sketchers of WEMF. This won't really give them true justice because you had to have heard/scene it to fully understand such sketch.
Third place goes to “Steak Man”
Now this is something even I couldn’t make up on my wildest days.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong about some of the details of this, but here’s the story of Steak Man. I can’t remember who it was but they had a steak that ended up going bad so they decided to throw it away. Buddy whose American NOT Canadian walks by and sees this decides to pick the steak up go get caution tape put holes in the steak and then wear it as a necklace. He then goes on to say that woman will love it. If by woman you mean a pack of starving bitches, then yes buddy you’ll be leader of the pack.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STAY IN THE STATES AND NEVER COME BACK!!! WEMF OR CANADA DOESN’T WANT YOU BACK!!!!!
I pray for you.
Second place goes to “Frees-be/ Pose/ Ice Cream/ Skip Man”
This ing sketch bag was unbelievable:eyespop: !!!! You can’t find sketch like this anywhere. Buddy was randomly walking around all cracked out with a huge frees-be with no one to play with so he just wandered aimlessly around looking for peps to play with (no one was up for the challenge). Then he comes back around our camp site (he’s given up on frees-be now) and looks over at Lars and stars copying her pose. :wtf: ? He then leaves. Of course like the rising of the sun he comes by again. This time he’s wearing ice cream. Apparently the drugs he was on made hand and eye coordination unattainable because he had ice cream all over his face. To his credit however he was at least trying to lick it off. I guess he thought the napkin he was holding his ice cream with was destined for more important things. By now F.I.P.S Man has an audience unbeknown to him who are almost pissing their pants laughing at the walking show circus. He then starts skipping off down the road:eyes: . I feel for his family and friends.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STOP NOW AND SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM!!!!!
May someone find a reason for your birth. |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HOLY JESUS! JAY, you are the master story teller! My eyes are still moist from this ! Its all so true! That FIPS man blew my mind! He immitated lars! ing CLASSIC ! So golden funny!!!!!!! Lars died too... i think he was her favourite (unless i was! :p)
| quote: | First Place
First place actually goes to a group of people because the sum is greater than the parts. They where the Charlie’s Angels of sketch bags. I’m going to leave the other two nameless for their protection, but the leader of the pack will not be spared.
Not only his he the one who organized this group of misfits but he is also there leader. I present SKETCH KING!!!!!
I don’t even know were to begin here. Jamie I have never laughed so hard in my entire life then on Sunday morning listening to your antics. Everyone should have a moment like that. From the goggles to the fish bowl comment to you chilling in the car was just something that had to have been seen to be believed. Thank you for the moment in my life.
Jamie I know you’re reading this DON’T EVER GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES OR MISS ANOTHER WEMF THAT I ATTEND!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SKETCH KING!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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I did it for the Team and the crew! Lucas Mead would have been very proud of me! I really plowed through that night and morning with as much sketch and retarded ed up antics I could muster! life is great! i feel 20 years younger than i did on thursday! Ha!
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This had better not be the last WEMF.
I Love WEMF!!!! |
:) :D ;) :p :cool: :toothless :thepirate :gsmile: :happy2: :toocool: :tongue2 :crazy: |
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| raveed |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinaboy1021
is this pic real? this didnt happen at WEMF (i dont think), but since mark EG seems to be a popular topic in this thread.
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Basically, Mark E.G is the new Zidane |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by raveed
Basically, Mark E.G is the new Zidane |
Hes so much cooler! |
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