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Im going to be a published poet :D
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| Light The Fuse |
OMGAWTZ!
I was logging onto some site about 3 months ago. Getting all registered and one thing they asked was to enter a poem into one of the fields.
it was optional - but i was downloading tunes at the time so the whole p00tah was running slow - so i did.
here it is;
DONKEY
I just want to log on,
this is so strange,
why doesnt it just ask me,
my freakin' name?
I just met my word quota,
so im outta here,
what a waste of time,
I'm grabbing a beer.
.....and lo and behold i get a letter today telling me its going to be in the book 'Immortal Versus' with a 2 page bio spread and its been shortlisted to win a $1,000 prize.
Ive checked and checked - there is no scam attached.
so yes
R0000000000000000000000000000000000FLEZ!!!111 |
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| Anomyst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Light The Fuse
OMGAWTZ!
I was logging onto some site about 3 months ago. Getting all registered and one thing they asked was to enter a poem into one of the fields.
it was optional - but i was downloading tunes at the time so the whole p00tah was running slow - so i did.
here it is;
DONKEY
I just want to log on,
this is so strange,
why doesnt it just ask me,
my freakin' name?
I just met my word quota,
so im outta here,
what a waste of time,
I'm grabbing a beer.
.....and lo and behold i get a letter today telling me its going to be in the book 'Immortal Versus' with a 2 page bio spread and its been shortlisted to win a $1,000 prize.
Ive checked and checked - there is no scam attached.
so yes
R0000000000000000000000000000000000FLEZ!!!111 |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! |
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| Philby |
hahahahaha that is brilliant :D
well done mr PLees |
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| Aesthetic |
Good on you jules,
we all know he pulls.
Soups for president,
Tathi for resident...
..witt |
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| Light The Fuse |
| bit of hard work and some sacrifice and you can be an artiste' like me dave |
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| RaVVaR |
| HAHAHAH ! good stuff jules ! and dave that wasnt bad either |
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| tathi |
| someone bump the Poem thread for our talented poet Jules :D |
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| Dr P |
| hey me too I got that letter!!!:nervous: |
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| Light The Fuse |
| hahahaha they must be giving em away...i heard from a few mates they got one too :( |
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| kittn |
It's Poetry.com isn't it?
I submitted a few poems to them back in 2002. I got letters saying they would be published, that I'd been specially selected, blah blah blah, but when I go and look these poems up now, (do a search for "Olivia Vandenberg" if you want to have a giggle) it still says the book is due to be published in winter 2006. It's been "due to be published in winter 200x" for the last 5 years. The only thing that's changed is the name of the volume. And this year's volume name is....Immortal Verses. :rolleyes:
Sorry to rain on your parade. I got all excited like you did too. They spin a good story. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| hey jules, my nicaraguan great grandfather could use your assistance in getting access to his vast fortune. pm me :p |
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| MiSSyM |
ROFL WTF
hahahahahahhahahah
Julessss i lub cha mang
hahahahaha
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