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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Once, while attending a sleepover at my friends house last year....a wasp stung me on the top of my foot. It hurt pretty badly but, I was like 'meh'. Then my friends mom comes a running and she's like "Here, let me put this meat tenderizer on it." I was like 'wtf?!?!' So she slaps the meat tenderizer on there and the pain was gone instantly. |
i tried that trick in africa, my foot hurt even more when it was bitten off by a cheetah |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
i was running through the woods when i was a little kid and accidentally kicked a rotten log. retarded amounts of little bees flew out and stung the out of me. they got under my shirt, my underwear and in my hair. i wish i had a video tape of what i looked like trying to get them off me. that spasmodic, frantic seizure-like dance people do when they're getting stung is lolworthy. |
Now that we are older and stronger and meaner, LET'S GO BACK AND GET THOSE BEES! YEAH!!
*makes fists out his fingerless-gloved hands and then punches his palm for effect* |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| The only time I've been stung is when my friend and I were hitting golf balls in his yard. Of course I manage to hit a hive up in a tree. |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
i was running through the woods when i was a little kid and accidentally kicked a rotten log. retarded amounts of little bees flew out and stung the out of me. they got under my shirt, my underwear and in my hair. i wish i had a video tape of what i looked like trying to get them off me. that spasmodic, frantic seizure-like dance people do when they're getting stung is lolworthy. |
I too fought a hive and lost.
I found the worst part was hours later when you try to sleep and can't find any position that doesn't put pressure on the spots where you were stung |
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| Sunsnail |
| we have a lot of wasps here in georgia. they all vote bush too :wtf: |
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| Dj Adriz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
Bee's i can respect because they have a purpose...wasps dont! I believe its Wasps that are the only creature that don't have a role on our planet. |
Well they seem to be able to scare the crap out of humans easily. So maybe thats their role. To our up. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Now that we are older and stronger and meaner, LET'S GO BACK AND GET THOSE BEES! YEAH!!
*makes fists out his fingerless-gloved hands and then punches his palm for effect* |
*tightens belt over pink and black striped Spandex*
le's hunnnt |
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| Blake |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
we have a lot of wasps here in georgia. they all vote bush too :wtf: |
That's what I thought this thread was about when I first saw the title.
I remember first moving from NYC to the American south when I was about 8. The south was the first place I saw a wasp and I was like, "WHAT THE IS THAT!!?" Legs hanging down and . Definately one of the freakiest insects I had seen at that time.
Nowadays pretty much, I act as normal as I can around wasps, and they don't bother me. Glad I live in the City. |
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| DJ Lucas |
| i was climbing up some rocks a few years ago, and i got stung on my upper thigh! i jumped down onto a ledge and scraped my ass on the way down. owwwwww....and the sting left a 4 inch diameter red circle |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
i hate WASPS! |
bigot!!! :eek:
Can you imagine what it would be like to go through life knowing you have no purpose? God, Lifetime needs to make a movie about that . My Life As A Wasp: Most Depressing Story Ever...
Tagline: When the only purpose in life is to be bird food, you'd sting some m*****f***** too. |
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