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Stand up and be proud guys!!
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| Fir3start3r |
To give you guys something to be thankful for...
Although I really don't think any man has ever been in the passenger's
seat
especially quietly, and one suit case to a guy is a hockey bag, and some
guys really should shave below their neck...
REASONS WHY MEN SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You can leave the motel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be friends.
- Your underwear is $10 a threepack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original colour.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
- Same work - more pay.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
- You don't mooch off other's desserts.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trip you with "So, notice anything
different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.
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| M.A.R.K |
LOL this is one of the best posts that i have seen in a while
thanks...it was good...hahah :D |
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| tiesto14 |
| hahaha...the last one is so true...as are the others...that describes me and every other guy i know....LOL...good one :stongue: |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be friends.
- Everything on your face stays its original colour.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
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| torontotrance |
| Damn Right! |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| ROFLMAO!! Wicked! just wicked! and true. waaaaaaaay true. |
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| OrZonE |
*PROUDLY STANDS UP, CLAPS TO HIMSELF*
YA!!!:cool: ;) |
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| Julie_Spyder |
| Oyy i agree to thoes.. men are like that.. damm i cant belive.. i doo some of theose things tooo LOL:D :toothless :toothless :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Wiley |
| mazin, id agree to most of them :D |
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| Cosmo |
Ok, guys! Here's something for you not be so high and pompous! :D
When you were in your mom's womb your chance of dying was 3 times more than girls'
Boys face more mental problems in childhood than girls.
Nine of ten imbiciles are men. (But 9 of 10 genius r men aswell ;) )
The highest IQ in the world belongs to a woman.
Every day she recieves dozens of letters saing she's dumd. Almost all of them r from men. |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmo
Every day she recieves dozens of letters saing she's dumd. Almost all of them r from men. |
hahahaha
this is my favorite one
Everything on your face stays its original colour. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
haw haw. heh. i like being a guy. you chicks suck. ;)
and you can take that to the bank and cash it. |
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