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If beating your woman was like an RPG
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| Masonious |
Walker and I had a really deep IM convo tonight:
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Walker says:
and she called me tonight and apologized for being mean
Mason says:
that's good
a woman should know her place
Walker says:
ruled lol
Mason says:
the fact that you can kill them with your hands should always be foremost in their minds imho
if i ever get a really ty girlfriend that i'm forced to abuse i'm going to call off the dmg like it's an RPG:
Jessica takes 10 points of physical damage
Jessica takes 4 points of mental damage
and so on
she'll pretend like she doesn't appreciate the humor now, but later she'll probably lol
probably when she's doing her nightly icing routine
Walker says:
rpg idea would be awesome. +1 hand of bitchslapping
does +1 dmg versus faces
Mason says:
jessica casts eye of defiance
mason casts backhand of total obedience
jessica is defeated!
you collect: 1 tooth, 1 lock of hair, 1 hairpin
Walker says:
you should make an "If beating your girlfriend was an RPG" thread
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How would your relationship playout were it an RPG? @.@
edit: actually hitting women isn't funny lol. in fact, i found out about a guy physycally abusing a friend of mine in college and slammed his head against a brick wall lolololol |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
edit: actually hitting women isn't funny lol. in fact, i found out about a guy physycally abusing a friend of mine in college and slammed his head against a brick wall lolololol |
I love how you lol repeatedly in your disclaimer about how it's not funny. |
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| Orbax |
| Theres no need to beat women. Our male dominated society that tells them they are ugly and ridiculous irrational creatures with no real purpose in this world has already done that :haha: :haha: |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
I love how you lol repeatedly in your disclaimer about how it's not funny. |
my usage of lol is a display of facetiousness. I can't stand it when people follow up their own comments with 'lol'. Therefor, in my mind, it becomes funny when I use it after comments which are absolutely not funny. |
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| Inconspicuous |
| ...I wouldn't buy it. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
...I wouldn't buy it. |
good thing similes can't be purchased then. |
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| Allied Nations |
I think it would be pretty sweet-
Black eye, gain 50 points! |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| what if dating were like Dead or Alive 4? There's so much sexual tension in that game. |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
good thing similes can't be purchased then. |
I wouldn't...have use for it...bah. fine, you win. I'm so used to skipping over the word "like" when reading things, I couldn't help it. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
I think it would be pretty sweet-
Black eye, gain 50 points! |
and once you get enough points you can put them into your skill tree. You can go down several professions.
Monk (Fists only, has a 20% movement speed bonus)
wizard (you get a 15% xp bonus if it ends in YOU crying)
Berserker (20% resistance to nightsticks) |
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