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If beating your woman was like an RPG (pg. 3)
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| Orbax |
dude....paradigm shift!!!!!!!!!!!
What if the goal in the RPG wasnt to level yourself, but your pet!!!! (GF)
so like a level 1 pet is unruly and frequently feel like they are equals to you. Eventually she hits the higher levels and instead of messages like "GF stares at you silently trying to make you feel guilty" it says "Wife silently prepares a warmer and more conservatively seasoned dinner"
Do we charge for this? That seems like it might be unethical for an educational game...
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| strik3r |
Don't forget weapons, armor, and accessories. If you make it through the dark dungeon side quest on hardest difficulty you get the Wife Beater, a shirt that increases all stats by 50%.
And you can summon your dog to help you out. At first it starts out as a poodle and like only bites her ankles and stuff and takes off only small damage. But when you level your dog up to pitt bull you hardly have to do any work at all when it locks on to her jugular.
And as you progress you gain party members like Ike Turner and Kevin Federline.
Of course all the training against your wife is but a preparation for the final boss fight against the dreaded Susan B. Anthony, summoned from the grave by your wife using the Stone of Suffrage. |
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| Aquarian |
Housewife's glove of sandwich accuracy:
-1 to intelligence
+1 to sandwich making! w00t |
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| Protege |
| oh man, lol @ this thread:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| chojin |
:stongue:
'back hand of obedience' |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: |
Walker says:
and she called me tonight and apologized for being mean
Mason says:
that's good
a woman should know her place
Walker says:
ruled lol
Mason says:
the fact that you can kill them with your hands should always be foremost in their minds imho
if i ever get a really ty girlfriend that i'm forced to abuse i'm going to call off the dmg like it's an RPG:
Jessica takes 10 points of physical damage
Jessica takes 4 points of mental damage
and so on
she'll pretend like she doesn't appreciate the humor now, but later she'll probably lol
probably when she's doing her nightly icing routine
Walker says:
rpg idea would be awesome. +1 hand of bitchslapping
does +1 dmg versus faces
Mason says:
jessica casts eye of defiance
mason casts backhand of total obedience
jessica is defeated!
you collect: 1 tooth, 1 lock of hair, 1 hairpin
Walker says:
you should make an "If beating your girlfriend was an RPG" thread
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This conversation is comedy genius. Absolute genius. |
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| strik3r |
Not really.
The beating your girlfriend RPG looks a lot like the pimping your hoe RPG. |
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| Ivand |
What if the wife pull the "children to look" card
- 50% Less Damage
- +10 Compassion |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
Or power ups-
1 Bottle of JD -> 10% More smacks, 50% Less accuracy |
Enoughhhh!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Ry Diggs |
best thread evarrrrrrr
where the is that guy from Squaresoft when you need him!! This idea is GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| strik3r |
| Where's that guy from squaresoft when you need him....what's his name...Cloud Strike...Clout Strife....man he makes really gud vidya games. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
What if the wife pull the "children to look" card
- 50% Less Damage
- +10 Compassion |
haha I like it. Maybe the game could be based off of taking over "Amazonia" or something. Like you at low levels can only kill their warriors, but as you gain strength and abilities you are eventually able to raid in and kidnap them and then you have 1 pet at a time and you can train them. You get training skills and each village closer to the capital has cooler women with more skills, but they are harder to train to the highest levels of perfection, but eventually worth it.
Only 1 pet at a time, so you have to stay smart about which one you want to keep and what not. |
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