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pringles make u SH*T urself
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| KilldaDJ |
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I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the .
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont ing tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a ing electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes ting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the ?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?...
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ha...ha...ha. |
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| pvdAngel |
Haha!
Glad I don't really eat crisps, especially Pringles. |
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| EXTREMUM |
| It'll clean ya out, ftw! |
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| StanVoid |
| sharting is nasty |
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| _Nut_ |
Thats the very reason I dont eat those!
Some people can pass it with no problem.. others get loose. I never shat myself but I did find that I had a ton of liquid poo after eatting a typical serving (not the whole damn thing). |
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| Protege |
| I thought it was common knowledge that anything sugar-free or made with that olean crap gives you mud butt. |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| must have been what somethin on fol2 was eating before elimination |
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| Cybergirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
I thought it was common knowledge that anything sugar-free or made with that olean crap gives you mud butt. |
"mud butt" ...I laff! :toothless |
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| jonze234 |
they've been using that stuff for awhile now. maybe the problem is him eating a can a day. maybe he should stop by this aisle on the way out of the grocery store.
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