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Pee-rat Jokes!
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| rabbitjoker |
Post pirate jokes here. |
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| rabbitjoker |
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender turns to the pirate and says "Hey pee-rat! Why do you have a paper towel on your head?"
The pirate answers "Yarrr!!! Eye have eh Bounty on me head!".
YARRR! |
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| rabbitjoker |
A pee-rat walks into a bar and sits down at the bar next to another pee-rat.
Upon the second pirate sitting down the first pee-rat who was already sitting there says "Yarrrr!"
And then the second pee-rat says "Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing".
YARRR! |
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| Fir3start3r |
Classic...
Why couldn't the young girl watch the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
:thepirate |
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| rabbitjoker |
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
YARRR! |
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| Vivid Boy |
whast a pirates favorite singer and song?
plank sinatra- New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk New Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk |
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| Fir3start3r |
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they just aaarrrrrrrr! |
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| rabbitjoker |
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs! |
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| Fir3start3r |
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel roped to his crotch.
The bartender asks, "HEY! DOESN'T THAT HURT?!?"
The pirate replies; AARR!! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS! :thepirate |
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| rabbitjoker |
| ^^^^^-- bwahahahahahaha! |
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| Fir3start3r |
| hahahhaah....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRsome! :p :toothless |
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