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A story about sex shops and being 18
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| Akridrot |
Let me tell you a story about how funny Brooklyn is.
A year ago, my mom took me to a large supermarket. Bored, I left and wandered to a small adult video store/sex shop nearby. They had a large number of sex toys, and I wanted to check it out.
The man asked me what I wanted, and I chatted with him for a bit. He told me "Yeah, this is an adults store, come back when you're 18".
Now I'm 18, and I felt like going back to the store just for fun. So I walk in, go to the adults section and now I'm told "Sorry buddy, you have to be 21 to enter."
WTF?! They raised the age as soon as I turned 18! Why!?!?!? All I wanted was some sex toys! :whip: |
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| Salegon |
Because you look like a frog. That makes you look innocent and so everybody thinks that you're a young boy.
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| here's the solution to your problem..... go to an adult store that is 18+, there are plenty around |
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| pvdAngel |
:stongue:
pwned :p
But yeah, just look around till you find what you want. :thepirate |
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| paulandrews |
| It means you will never be allowed to watch p0rn in your entire life. |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by paulandrews
It means you will never be allowed to watch p0rn in your entire life. |
But does that stop him from downloading it? :p |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by paulandrews
It means you will never be allowed to watch p0rn in your entire life. |
The internet.
Only reason I'm pissed is because they're so ing shady for raising the age on me. Getting porn is no problem, but don't you dare deprive me of my sex toys! |
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| Zombie0915 |
| Just go in the store with an older woman and nobody will say a damn thing. |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
The internet.
Only reason I'm pissed is because they're so ing shady for raising the age on me. Getting porn is no problem, but don't you dare deprive me of my sex toys! |
:haha:
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| paulandrews |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
But does that stop him from downloading it? :p |
I believe that when the download would be at 99%, suddenly there will appear pic of Bill Gates, smiling with evil and holding a sign with "Akridot, you have to be 'his-age-plus-one' to succesfully download that!"
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| Zombie0915 |
wonder why it has so be 21 though, if you're legal to what is wrong with entering a porn store?
Was it one of those porn stores with the little fapping booths and the trannies hanging around all the time? That might be why I guess, the kind of porn stores that double as perv meeting grounds I could understand wanting to be 21+. |
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