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Big dicks.. (pg. 21)
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
The stronger/better the contact/hit... the amount of jizz to be consumed goes up. A good shot is twice a day, every 12 hours... an accurate shot is 3 a day, every 8 hours, a precise shot is 4 a day, every 6 hours - and so forth. The FDA has approved this clinical application of jizz and said deviation from this is allowed, doing less will only delay healing, doing more wont make it faster, but it wont kill you either. ;) |
LMAO :haha: :haha:
haha pwned! Get well soon arny, you big fag! :toothless |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
LMAO :haha: :haha:
haha pwned! Get well soon arny, you big fag! :toothless |
You wont be laughing when your day comes and youre begging someone to jab the back of your throat with their mushroom stick. ;) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
probably because you're the only one who spends any time with it. |
lol I got one!
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
me and my penis are on a first name basis. :) |
Same with you and alot of other guys' penises i'm sure.
Dallastar's a freak :wtf: |
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| Protege |
| its about time we had a good sex thread. |
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| Frenchie |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
Good shot kid, I think you got 'im! |
Fixed for great trance song reference! |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Fixed for great trance song reference! |
Awesome! :D ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
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Yum! :tongue3 |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
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Thats not good...
The pen0r should be pointing up abit... not look like a broken arrow. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Loose is such a deceiving word though, because when most guys talk about 'loose' pussies, they mean that there are 'beef curtains' or whatever you want to call it... but having that doesnt mean youre loose anyway... most of it has to do with the vaginal opening itself, you can have a tight looking cooch, but fill it with a 4 inch thick cock. |
Exactly.
All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal.
The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length. |
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| Floorfiller |
| according to some of my female friends...they sell "tighten her up cream" at sex shops... hehehe :p |
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| emc^2 |
My dick is so big, he has his own sitcom and refused to make appearance at David Letterman at least 3 times :p
p.s. don't make me whip out Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book, full of "big dick" jokes. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Exactly.
All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal.
The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length. |
theresa use propper terminology... ballzac |
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