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Big dicks.. (pg. 28)
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
for your information, i don't start threads for catfighting. i just hijack others and start catfighting in those:o get it right.
my threads are thought provoking and cool.
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True and true... :toothless |
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| Akridrot |
| WTF? This thread is only 2 days old! I thought it was at least a week old... weird. |
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| emc^2 |
My dick is sooo big, he just came back drunk and stoned from some loft party in the city (obviously never invited me, that bastard), covered in puke and now wants me to scrub his back and wash the balls.
My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.
My dick is so big, he shot Dick Chenney in the face on their quail hunting outing. |
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| Dj_Skez |
| A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow. :D |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.
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I lolled. :stongue: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Skez
A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow. :D |
My dick is so big, he does not argue. He just finds another to bang. Of course, none of that is discussed with me before hand. Speaking of hands,
My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.
My dick is so big, he does not eat at "all you can eat buffet" he only eats elephant kebabs. Yes, entire elephants skewered on kebab. Told you my was big! |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.
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your dick seems to be bigger than your brain :rolleyes: |
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| emc^2 |
| My dick is so big, all the tranceaddict posts can be written on it in letters each sized like the state of Texas. |
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| Frenchie |
8========D My penor owns!
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
your dick seems to be bigger than your brain :rolleyes: |
My dick is so big, at this very moment he's only 30 seconds away from your house to cock-slap some sense into your brain. |
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| emc^2 |
My dick is so big, he could fill Slylee's love hole to 99% of it's capacity.
////hides :stongue: |
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