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Drunk Dial, are you one of those?
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| dallastar |
I am! NOT! well sometimes, not really....
does anyone else do this act?
I find I will call friends back leave them the most fukked up messages abotu this, that and anything to everything, but the reason I start this thread is.......
I 'drunk dialed" this guy that I have been seeing for about 2 weeks now last night, he was finishing up at work (at a pub), he told me he was going to stay there, just because he lives next door to his work and he was tired (I drained him;)lol) anyways, he said he would call me back... and now it's the next day and he still hasn't calleD? Oh well, I know he is at work and i could stalk him If I wanted to,- NOT! , LOL, but I am sure he didn't mind... do you think he didn't like the drunk dial??? i was just being silly on the phone, not askign for booty or anything like that....
| quote: | 1. Drunk Dial 100 up, 11 down
A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex.
Noun: "I got his drunk-dial."
Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren."
. drunk dial 76 up, 6 down
The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.
Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb ****. Leave me the alone.
by van tine Mt. Pleasant, MI May 10, 2005 email it
3. drunk dial 60 up, 7 down
To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy
Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.
by Paco Mar 5, 2005 email it
4. drunk dial 15 up, 7 down
the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing
a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:
"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'
tags drunk dialed crunk dialed
by drunk dialer mtc Jan 1, 2006 email it
5. Drunk Dial 6 up, 10 down
A phone call made in poor judgement
Drunk dialing:
i called eden and her bf picked up
and i said "who the is this?"
oops
tags foolish girl guy
by MrWee castlewee Dec 4, 2005 email it
6. Drunk Dial 7 up, 27 down
A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.
You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.
by hollis May 24, 2004 email it
7. drunk dial 13 up, 35 down
an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.
After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!
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| dallastar |
The Art of the Drunk Dial
Posted February 08, 2005
Everyone is doing it! No, I’m not talking about the newest hot drug on street; I’m talking about the infamous drunk dial. However, I am here today to tell you how you can now drunk dial and wake up without a hang over.
I know what you’re thinking? “But Dan how can we do that? I’m drunk when I dial. How do I not get a hang over? Should I drink more water and put a finger in my ass?” No! But you should put a finger in your ass for good luck.
The answer my friends is the THE FAKE DRUNK DIAL. Basically all you do is pretend you are drunk when calling a girl. This way you have a reason to act like an . However you will be in total control, so you can’t completely embarrass yourself. When FAKE DRUNK DIALING you should do as follows:
1) Slur your words and act extremely happy. (Motivation: Steve Harvey with down syndrome.)
2) Scream things like “Whoo” and “I’m so drunk” and “Wanna come over now?”
3) Hang up on her while she’s talking.
If she seems freaked out or scared, which she probably will be, then you may want to try to make her feel better or act less drunk. (NOTE: Do not smoke pot and then pretend to be drunk.) If this is the case then comfort her by saying the following:
1) Sorry I’m calling so late, I went out drinking with my grandmother she turned 98 today…we talked about you.
2) I feel like I can tell you this because I’m a little tipsy. I get butterflies in my tummy when I see you smile. It makes me feel yummy!
3) I think we have something. Can you come over so I can tell you a secret?
If you have done the FAKE DRUNK DIAL correctly then the girl should be en route to your dorm room, apartment, or motel on the side of a dirty highway. At this point there is only one last step: look as drunk as you sounded. If you do not follow through with this step, you will have completely blocked yourself and you’re an . Here is a list of things to do to look drunk:
1) Pee in your pants.
2) in your parents.
3) Punch yourself in the face.
When the door bell rings stumble quickly, open the door, and as fast as you can say, “I love you.” The girl will find this cute and may want to cuddle with you because you have now become her drunken teddy bear. But always remember, teddy bears get hand jobs too. Some people may say that this is a way of lying to a girl. But I say this is a way to stay sober. Keep it real!
Dan Levy is the host of MTV's "Your Face or Mine," a featured performer on "The Andy Dick Show" and "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn." He also currently has a raging boner.
Steve has a new column out, so read that.
Big shout-out to CH fans in Iraq who snuck their Big Shockers on the air during the FOX Super Bowl pre-game show. Video here. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
2) in your parents.
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| KilldaDJ |
if im going out drinking i leave my phone at home
stops me from
a. losing my phone
b. drunk dialing
c. less to carry and worry about |
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| Slylee |
yup.
apparantly i get pretty hostile and obnoxious.
i drunk dialed my ex (not craig, the one before him) and started lecturing him about how I was his best friend in the whole world and that he'd better not forget it. then i proceeded to quiz him after the lecture.
me: " ok so....let's have a little recap shall we? who's your best friend"
him: "jamie cox"
me: "that's right! jamie cox" "who's the ing best?"
him: "jamie cox"
me: "that's right. jamie cox"
him: "can i go back to bed now"
me: "i suppose"
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i should probably start leaving my phone in my car too because last time i dropped it in my drink and it was broken for a week. my zero button still doesn't work that well. i have to press it very hard. |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yup.
apparantly i get pretty hostile and obnoxious.
i drunk dialed my ex (not craig, the one before him) and started lecturing him about how I was his best friend in the whole world and that he'd better not forget it. then i proceeded to quiz him after the lecture.
me: " ok so....let's have a little recap shall we? who's your best friend"
him: "jamie cox"
me: "that's right! jamie cox" "who's the ing best?"
him: "jamie cox"
me: "that's right. jamie cox"
him: "can i go back to bed now"
me: "i suppose"
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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i should probably start leaving my phone in my car too because last time i dropped it in my drink and it was broken for a week. my zero button still doesn't work that well. i have to press it very hard. |
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Aww Jamie wamie :p Can't wait for new year's :D |
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| SummerCallin |
| I don't think I've ever been drunk and NOT made a drunk call, i usually end up singing for the person :stongue: . I also enjoy gettin drunk calls! :happy2: |
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| Protege |
| omg I am the worst drunk caller/texter. I love the next morning when I look at people I called and texts I sent and its like whoa, why did I say that:stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
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Aww Jamie wamie :p Can't wait for new year's :D |
sorry hun, but unless you can lend me $2,000.00 to pay the girl whose car i hit last weekend and to pay my mechanic for my transmission problems, i can't make it. i have way too much going on, financially, for the next few months. :( |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
sorry hun, but unless you can lend me $2,000.00 to pay the girl whose car i hit last weekend and to pay my mechanic for my transmission problems, i can't make it. i have way too much going on, financially, for the next few months. :( |
I have to find out about this through a drunk dial thread 
You broke my heart Jamie Cox, broke it in two! |
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| dallastar |
| the bastard still has not called me back :( why do you think this is? |
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