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| benwaa |
A blonde woman is sitting at home just moaning and grumbling,
Her husband comes over and asks
"What's the matter dear?"
She replies
"I'm trying to do this jigsaw, it's meant to be a tiger, but I just can't figure it out!"
He tells her
"Put the Frosties back in the box dear!" |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Wait, I don't get it. :| |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by benwaa
A blonde woman is sitting at home just moaning and grumbling,
Her husband comes over and asks
"What's the matter dear?"
She replies
"I'm trying to do this jigsaw, it's meant to be a tiger, but I just can't figure it out!"
He tells her
"Put the Frosties back in the box dear!" |
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| Ian |
| i laughed but for the wrong reasons. |
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| gwrmarines |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| A good joke but quite old in the UK a few years ago there was a version of that joke but using David Beckham and Alex Ferguson |
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| TazZ-erT |
| hahahaah fookin excellent i lol'd :haha: :haha: |
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| Salegon |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
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OMG he looks like Azz3D |
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| KilldaDJ |
| dont quit ur day job, ever. |
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| emc^2 |
| Two guys are driving somewhere in Texas. State trooper (cop) pulls them over. He walks up to the car, taps on the window with his nightstick (club). Driver slowly lowers the car window, at which point the cop just wacks him on the forhead with a stick. "Ouch! what the hell was that for, officer!?", inquires the driver. "Boy, you're in the state of Texas - when I pull you over, you have your license and registration ready in your hand. Got that?!" "Yessir!". Cop walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger lowers his window and almost immediately gets whacked on the head with a stick. "! What the hell did I do?!!!!!", screams the passenger. "See, few miles down the road you would say 'I wish he'd try that with me!' - I'm just making your wish come true, son." |
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