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Red Lazzzzers Fan Club!!! Sign up today! (pg. 12)
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| Bassi77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by cenik
I lovveeeeee lasers.........the last 2 times I went to Guv I was in the KH the whole time so I haven't experienced the lasers in a while......but for Blank and Jones I was in the main room all night and omg, talk about sensory experiences!!
Hands in the air ppl! :D |
+1
guv lasers are spectacular
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by MKpacha
I enjoy guv's lazzzeeerrrrsssss
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Are the lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzers hurtin'''''''''''''' uuuuuu? |
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| English Rachel |
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Lena is hired at ‘The Tickle Me Elmo’ factory. Her first day she reports for work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. Then the Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles." |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
"Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles." |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| shanny |
| quote: | Originally posted by JPinCanada
Can I join the Lazzer Fan Club, Can I ??? |
The Red Lazzzzzer Fan Club is as non exclusive as it gets...
...all you have to do to join is to tell us how sikkkkkk you think they are. |
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| darouge11 |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
...all you have to do to join is to tell us how sikkkkkk you think they are. |
I had a request from Dr. Evil that he wanted to be in charge of this club, bc he says NO ONE thinks FRICKIN' red LAZZZZZZZZZZERS are sikkkkkkkkkkkker than him!
And he wanted to merge "Plan E" and "Plan G" into just "Preparation H"
:crazy: :toocool:
Grinder needs to reassert himself before a sikkkkkkkkkkke red lazzzzzzzzer coup-d'état is on his gands.. i mean hands. |
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
I had a request from Dr. Evil that he wanted to be in charge of this club, bc he says NO ONE thinks FRICKIN' red LAZZZZZZZZZZERS are sikkkkkkkkkkkker than him!
And he wanted to merge "Plan E" and "Plan G" into just "Preparation H"
:crazy: :toocool:
Grinder needs to reassert himself before a sikkkkkkkkkkke red lazzzzzzzzer coup-d'état is on his gands.. i mean hands. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by darouge11
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Next July...
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Next July...
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your e-pencil writing is awesome lisa! lol |
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| shanny |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
your e-pencil writing is awesome lisa! lol |
I think it sucks.
Earlier today I said anyone could join The Redd Lazzzzer Fan Club, but after that display I'm going to recommend to the grinder that Lisa-loo gets the boot. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
I think it sucks.
Earlier today I said anyone could join The Redd Lazzzzer Fan Club, but after that display I'm going to recommend to the grinder that Lisa-loo gets the boot. |
As part of the booting out ceremony, can we flog her with sikkkk l@z0rs? |
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