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| Can I be treasurer of the club Justin? |
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wow i love lazzzers...
thank you for personally inviting me from another thread to join your club...wow i feel honoured, cuz lazzzzzzers are so sikkkk
they are i just won the lotto, bought a maybach, and did jessica alba sikkk...thats about a 999.999 sick!
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| dnmr |
Airline laser beam probe linked to Oregon
kgw.com ^ | January 5,2005
Posted on 01/05/2005 9:12:57 AM PST by AmericanMade1776
NEWARK, N.J. -- A man charged with temporarily blinding the pilot and co-pilot of an airplane with a laser beam may have purchased the laser in Oregon.
The suspect claims he was simply using the device to look at stars with his 7-year-old daughter.
Federal authorities on Tuesday used the Patriot Act to charge David Banach, 38, with interfering with the operator of a mass transportation vehicle and making false statements to the FBI. He is the first person arrested after a recent rash of reports around the nation of lasers being beamed at airplanes
(Excerpt) Read more at kgw.com ...
Look out J-Dog! |
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| dnmr |
This one is better, and thought it would be easier for you to relate to Sir President (carwash, lol)
February 15, 2005
More Aircraft Laser Incidents Pinned on Gay Club-Goers
FBI agents have traced another airline laser incident to a gay nightclub, this one in Dallas, TX. Last year, after pilots began complaining of laser beams penetrating their cockpits, investigators linked the green beams to gay nightclubs around the country, where laser wielders use the green rays to shine a light on club ‘hotties.’
For one gay couple, night out ends in handcuffs...

Dallas, TX—Investigators are blaming the latest in a series of airline laser incidents on more gay club-goers. After the captain of an American Airlines jet reported that a laser beam had penetrated his cockpit as the plane prepared to land at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, investigators fanned out to gay nightclubs throughout the area. They reportedly found dozens of men armed with green lasers at popular gay clubs in Dallas including Buddies II, Hidden Door and Zippers.
A good time—gone bad
Investigators first became aware that gay club-goers were the source of the airline laser incidents after Cleveland residents Paco Garcia and his boyfriend Thom Feldman were detained when Garcia inadvertently pointed his laser beam—a popular accessory at gay dance clubs—at a police helicopter.“Suddenly all these black SUVs surrounded our MiniCoop,” says Garcia. “Next thing we knew, we were in the back seat of a Ford Explorer wearing handcuffs." Adds Feldman: "We're open to a lot of stuff, but S&M is not big on our list."
But their nightmare was far from over. The two men were held until the next morning, as members of the FBI and local police force questioned them about their connection to recent laser incidents in the Cleveland area, including one that took place on New Year’s Eve as a commercial jet approached the Cleveland Hopkins International Airport.
To Read more... http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2...aircraft_l.html |
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| The Highroller |
| Hahaha. Danielle that second article is awesome. |
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| shanny |
Leave it to Danielle to come up with something like that!
Wicked!
I do think we should be a little more secretive about our dealings though, don't want any attention from the feds. |
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| slingshot |
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
Leave it to Danielle to come up with something like that!
Wicked!
I do think we should be a little more secretive about our dealings though, don't want any attention from the feds. |
i'm all for a top secret red lazzer loving society!
besides if the feds come we can always resort to our second love and confuse them with flashing lights while we make a run for it!
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| dnmr |
| quote: | Originally posted by slingshot
i'm all for a top secret red lazzer loving society!
besides if the feds come we can always resort to our second love and confuse them with flashing lights while we make a run for it!
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Could be a good plan slingy.
Remember there should always be a plan B... and C... sometimes even D....what do you think El presedento??? :conf: |
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| quote: | Originally posted by dnmr
Could be a good plan slingy.
Remember there should always be a plan B... and C... sometimes even D....what do you think El presedento??? :conf: |
I think he'd opt for plan G. |
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| shanny |
| quote: | Originally posted by dnmr
Could be a good plan slingy.
Remember there should always be a plan B... and C... sometimes even D....what do you think El presedento??? :conf: |
I believe it is past El presedento's bedtime, so we may have to wait until tomorrow for his executive decision.
However I have done some preliminary homework for the distraction plan.
As for plan G, we will have to wait. |
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