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| Clublifexxx |
A guy walks up to a girl and says "do you want to play magic"?
She asks how?
He said "we go then you disappear"
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| darouge11 |
"I've been making a lot of freudian slips lately," and man tells his pal.
"like what?" his friend asks.
"Well, last week I asked a train conductor for a picket to tittsburgh."
"I did something similat the other day." says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast, and instead of saying, 'Honey, please pass the butter,' I said, 'You bitch, you've ruined my life!'"
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| rabbitjoker |
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more in’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away.
Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the in’ French toast." |
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| rabbitjoker |
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
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| TO guy |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
Didn't that win "funniest joke of all time" or something like that? You know what I'm talking about anyhow, RJ? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by TO guy
Didn't that win "funniest joke of all time" or something like that? You know what I'm talking about anyhow, RJ? |
Scientists determined that to be the world's funniest joke.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/s.../joke.funniest/ |
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| Cro_Addict |
how do you know a woman is about to say something stupid?
She starts a sentence off by saying "I think.."
how do u know a woman is about to say something intelligent?
She starts a sentence off by saying "A man once told me..."\
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
how do you know a woman is about to say something stupid?
She starts a sentence off by saying "I think.."
how do u know a woman is about to say something intelligent?
She starts a sentence off by saying "A man once told me..."\
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| rabbitjoker |
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober." |
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| exstasie |
| quote: | Originally posted by darouge11
"I've been making a lot of freudian slips lately," and man tells his pal.
"like what?" his friend asks.
"Well, last week I asked a train conductor for a picket to tittsburgh."
"I did something similat the other day." says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast, and instead of saying, 'Honey, please pass the butter,' I said, 'You bitch, you've ruined my life!'"
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haha...I read that joke in this months (or last months) Maxim. |
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| Cal |
A man walks into a bar and reads the sign above the bar
Menu
Sandwitches - $10
Handjobs - $5
He looks over at the bartender and its the hottest girl he's ever seen
He says to her - "Are you the one that gives the handjobs"
She leans down, smiles, licks her lips and says - "Yeah, I am"
Man looks at her and says - "Well wash your damn hands I want a sandwitch" |
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