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My course tutor called me...
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
...a fat !
I have just finished a 2 day training course for work (today being day number 2.) Our lunch is free, and we can pretty much choose whatever we want - A perfect opportunity to be greedy if I ever saw one.
I had a jacket potato with chilli, a cajun chicken sandwhich, the soup of the day with a bread roll, a pot of salad, and a pot of fruit salad for dessert. The servings were very generous too. He had exactly the same, but couldn't choke down even a bite of his fruit salad. I could. I finished the lot - I am a champion. And after decalring myself the champion he ever so subtly insinuated that I was a fat . He did this by saying "Mike, you are a FAT ." Clearly jealous.
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| Silky Johnson |
| Shut up you fat . You're so fat I can hear you sweating. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| Whatever jennypie. At least I can't see my arse out the corner of my eye, unlike YOU! |
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| grooviebeats |
fat ass falker
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Whatever jennypie. At least I can't see my arse out the corner of my eye, unlike YOU! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| LOL...that was actually so weak that I snorted from laughter. Sort of like you do, cause you're such a pig! :wtf: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| My outburst of triumph with the hope of many congratulations in return is not going all so well. :( |
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| RJT |
Man, I ing hate fat people.
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| Ygrene |
fat > fat > fat ass
I applaud you! |
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| Silky Johnson |
This thread actually reminds me of the time I called the lady at the Burger King drive-thru a fat bitch, lol.
We were totally chewed...my bf pulled up to the window and put the car in park because our order was taking forever. The woman serving us was being extremely rude, so I told him to "Get ready to drive off", knowing I had something planned. When the lady finally got to the window and handed us our food, I said very calmly and (otherwise) politely, "Thanks, you FAT BITCH."
The funniest part was that my stupid bf obviously wasn't listening to me, because the car was still in park when I said this, lol. So there's all 4 of us stoners, just staring at this behemoth of a woman who I just insulted at her her place of work; and there she is, staring blankly back at us, ready to blow, lol.
The best part of all was how deliberately and slowly my bf put the car in drive and drove away, as we're all smiling at this lady like we did nothing wrong, lmao.
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| Ian |
| this is what annoys me about you mike. When you came to mine, I had a burger & a hot dog, you had about 7 burgers, 19 hot dogs, some pizza, some chicken stuff and about 30 cans of beer yet you're still a rake. I even type food & put 2lbs on |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
this is what annoys me about you mike. When you came to mine, I had a burger & a hot dog, you had about 7 burgers, 19 hot dogs, some pizza, some chicken stuff and about 30 cans of beer yet you're still a rake. I even type food & put 2lbs on |
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