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"The Deacon Affect" Does it really work?
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| Endlesswave |
Ok I posted this in another thread. I dunno if this guy Sebastian really did actually TRY this but it's funny as hell regardless. :) It's all "in the name of science..." :D
P.S I'm thinking of actually trying it out...lol |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by inatrance
wtf!?! |
You forgot this: 
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| Julie_Spyder |
Sarah: I'm Sarah.
I took a long cold sip...
Sabastian: I'm thirsty.
Sarah: Yeah, but what's your name?
Sabastian: Sabastian.
Sarah: That's an interesting name...
Sabastian: I'm glad you approve.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with you? I just came over cause you looked like you might be cool to talk to.
Sabastian: Sorry, just not used to being accosted by random people at the mall.
Sarah: I can leave...
Sabastian: But you won't.
Sarah: You are a total dick.
Sabastian: And you are still here.
Sarah: Yeah well it's a free country, dick.
She still had not left, with no other reason to be sitting there I knew she was intrigued by my -faceness. I would wait until she spoke again.
Sarah: Well it was nice meeting you, Sabastian.
She sat for a second longer and stood up. It was at this point that I made eye contact with her.
Sarah: How can such and have such nice eyes?
Sabastian: Were you leaving?
She sat down across from me. This kind of persistance is typical in bitches. The best part is they think they have control of the situation because they think you really want them to leave.
Sarah: Oh my god, you are such a prick!
Sabastian: I thought I was an .
I got up and walked away, I was none too shocked when I was followed into the music store. She followed me around as I looked at typical head music, Limp Bizkit and such. After awhile she got me to answer typical first meeting questions. Finally, when I was walking out to my car she gave me her number and told me to call her. Christ, I was a total dick to her... Maybe Deacon is smarter than he looks.
Sounds somthing like i would dooo .LOL:toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
hahahaha, holy , i can't believe what some people would do "for science"
really have to think if that phrase "nice guys finish last" works... eh, damn, i'll still be a nice guy
poor girl katie |
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| Endlesswave |
| lol Poor girl Katie? man, they want it...they crave it, I dunno why the hell they do (well sorta) but it's like women NEED it (at least sometimes) :) |
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| Bizz |
| That article is some of the funniest I have read in a while, lol :stongue: |
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| OrZonE |
| makes me curious.:conf: |
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| Magimaster |
| bull that stuff don't work on every woman trust me I know I commited social suicide a month and a half ago trying. |
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| SmellsExcellent |
thats pure gold...
a question for the girls: IS IT TRUE??? Do mean guys actually attract girls easier?? whats the deal???
im gonna start a new thread.
-Marc |
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