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| Slylee |
SEXUAL GIMMICK
By DCB
Many guys are insecure about their bedroom performance, overcompensating with elaborate moves or techniques that makes the girl wonder why you are trying so hard.
You only need one sexual gimmick to keep a girl coming back for more. There are three that I know of:
1. Be pornstar big. This really excuses you from lackluster bedroom performance. In fact, you don’t even have to care about satisfying her but they will come back anyway.
2. Have a passion for eating a girl out. I’m not really into this unless I’m drunk, but a lot of guys don’t mind it. I wish there was a product that would make it taste like your favorite food, instead of a handful of pennies.
3. Be romantic. Somewhere there are guys who like to light candles, put on romantic music, and engage in tantric foreplay sessions that bring him little pleasure, except for the satisfaction that years practicing on his pillow was worth it.
Instead of being an all-around good lover, I suggest you pick one gimmick and develop it as your specialty, something that sticks out enough so that it’s easier for your girlfriend and her friends to make fun of you in private. At least you’ll be known for something. |
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| calamarnie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I wish there was a product that would make it taste like your favorite food, instead of a handful of pennies.
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Pennies? Wtf? |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by calamarnie
Pennies? Wtf? |
I know:stongue: |
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| RJT |
| It's probably all the iron. |
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| calamarnie |
| I'm thinking dude is eating out his piggy bank. |
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| Clovis |
| Well I know my gimmick! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
Well I know my gimmick! |
Indeed  |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Indeed |
"Be French" |
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| Slylee |
hahah
gentlemen, i'd go with option 2.
nothing is hotter than a guy who is practically begging you to eat you. :crazy: |
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| calamarnie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahah
gentlemen, i'd go with option 2.
nothing is hotter than a guy who is practically begging you to eat you. :crazy: |
AMEN!!!!! |
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| Vlad |
My gimmick is #2.
I love it like a fat kid loves cake. |
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