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Electrophile
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40312
Clovis
CUT OFF THE MULLET!
|Thrax|
i got ousted out of the club.
refuge
CABRALICIOUS!

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For, although hardened criminals cannot hop over trees to attack their prey, rumor has it the Chupacabra can.


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You can go to sleep secure in the knowledge that Mexico is working harder than ever to stop these gangsters from poisoning our children. Or, you could, were it not for the penetrating, red-eyed gaze of the goat-sucking Chupacabra.


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We cannot know for sure whether the Chupacapra is an outer-space alien or some kind of feral dog-lizard hybrid


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Many of our citizens still live in tin shacks with dirt floors, vermin-infested walls, and no basic plumbing. For those who live in such conditions, I warn you: The Chupacabra will make quick work of such flimsy shelter. Then, he is likely to devour you. ;)


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The Chupacabra may be lurking among us this very minute. Even if all of Mexico pulls together and keeps a fearful eye out for this loathsome beast, it is unlikely that we will evade its deadly pounce.


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Wait—did you hear something? Perhaps not. But perhaps ... Run! Run now! Run home and cower in your beds, and pray that the Chupacabra will not rip out your throat!


MUAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA! CABRA'S COMIN' TO GET YA!

Electrophile
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Originally posted by |Thrax|
i got ousted out of the club.


Sorry, but you were in never in The Club. You were on a probationary trial, we decided you weren't Cabra material.
refuge
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Originally posted by Electrophile
Sorry, but you were in never in The Club. You were on a probationary trial, we decided you weren't Cabra material.


You didn't make the cut, |Thrax|.. :o We should start a show Ruben: So you want to be a cabra?

Ref
Electrophile
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Originally posted by refuge
You didn't make the cut, |Thrax|.. :o We should start a show Ruben: So you want to be a cabra?

Ref


"America's Next Top Cabra" hosted by Cabra Banks
refuge
The Cabrentice.
|Thrax|
I heard the show is coming back for a second season. ;)
Lomeli
Keeping Up With The Cabrashians

refuge
Hope and cabra. My So Called Paisa. Ron Paul - Cäb Paul. :happy2:
|Thrax|
Who's the boss - Who's the cab
Punk'd - Pais'd
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