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Washing your hands (pg. 4)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Not washing your hands keeps the strain virulent.
It is your duty as a member of the species to not wash your hands. |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Do you do it? I very rarely do |
I probably wash my hands at least 10 times day, or if I can't get to a sink: Purell. I live by that stuff.....I never use to be like that until getting into the medical field.
It's pretty rare to deal with a patient that doesn't make you feel like putting purell in a water gun and shooting them continuously with it.
:nervous:
And just the thought that toilet seats are more sanitary than the door handles leading into the bathroom, is quite digusting.
For fcks sake, I flush the toilet with my foot. |
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| dj_bas |
| I just watched that ATHF episode yesterday. Hilarious! I love his nuclear bbq :p |
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| mezzir |
yeah i'm with the 'not so often' crew
i mean after i use the bathroom, usually
and if there's anything on them or a specific reason too, yeah, but thats about it
last time i was sick enough to miss something?
4th grade
pwn |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Well, if I continue to not wash my hands regularly, what will happen to me? |
You spread bits of your and other people's fecal matter over everything you touch. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
You spread bits of your and other people's fecal matter over everything you touch. |
Other people's too? hm |
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| Simon |
| But I dont touch my penis. |
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| KilldaDJ |
i wash my hands after taking a crap.
oh and if my hands get sticky or greasy, or both |
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| 604trancejunkie |
whenever they are sticky, greasy, dirty, pen marks, after using the washrooms, and i use paper towels to grab washroom door handles, cuz i know you ******s who dont wash your hands will touch the handles to open the door and me using my bare hands to do it will defeat the purpose of washing my hands.
and also after touching money, whenever i can.
in conclusion im a clean freak. :D :D :D |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Other people's too? hm |
Ever touched money? Chances are it has traces of all kinds of bodily fluids, dirt, drugs etc etc etc impregnated in it. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i wash my hands alot more than i used to because i am taking care of my 6 month old baby, before then i wasn't worried about it, but now she chews on my fingers because she is teething so i wash them religiously. |
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| Turbonium |
jennypie: I got a question.
Like I used to always wash my hands after taking a piss in a public washroom. But these days, I don't. I know this sounds gross, and it probably is (to you), but here's my reasoning:
- when I pee, I'm super clean... I barely even touch my pen0r when I'm using the urinal (it's a skill, but I do it as part of my "peeing in public in a sanitary fashion without actually washing my hands" technique)
- zip back up with, again, minimal to no actual hand-to-lovestick contact
- open bathroom door with napkin/tissue I have with me, leave
This prevents:
- me touching the sink handles (which I consider crawling with other people's , piss, dick, and ass germs)... even after I soap my hands, I'm gonna have to turn off the water with those same filthy handles, and I don't consider using my elbows as clean either, since I don't like other people's on my elbows
- me touching the handle of the bathroom door, which again, has other people's gross germs
- me making the bathroom filthy with my own germs, since I don't actually touch anything
The only flaw with this is that I contaminate stuff outside of the bathroom with my (hopefully minimal) germs, which I minimise with my amazing peeing technique.
btw I flush the urinal by kicking it (takes skill... my foot still hasn't landed in the urinal... yet...)
See, this is why ALL public washrooms should have:
- swinging doors (no handles), or those zigzag shaped hallway ones with no door, like in airports
- motion sensing taps
- motion sensing (self flushing) toilets and urinals
- automatic soap dispensers (again, motion sensing)
This would be so perfect.
btw I shower daily, and my pen0r is like, so clean all the time. I have no STDs either.
So yea jennypie, what do you think of my uber peeing skills? Is it clean enough? Or do you FAIL me? If you need to inspect my pen0r to see if it's clean enough, no problems. :toothless |
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