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| eFeKz |
dam things
seeing them crawl grosses me out:nervous: |
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| Turbonium |
Yea, I hate them too. I have arachnophobia.
But this one day, I came home and I was in a really bad mood, like super pissed. My mom and sis were crying about some apparently huge hairy spider in the kitchen (which it was).
I ing walked over there and squashed the ****** with my thumb. That's how ing pissed I was. I felt like Rambo.
That thing was huge, I dunno how I did it. |
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| jupiterone |
Wow...
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come
out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you
are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg
or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for
your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. |
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| Frenchie |
Dear God,
Why oh why did I open this thread? I to have arachnophobia and those spiders I just saw in the pic made me squeal. I am slowly getting over it year by year. Ive read books and worked with people, but that just doesn't leave. Alot of people say that it is all in your head, but I strongly disagree with that statement. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
Wow...
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come
out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you
are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg
or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for
your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. |
Step 1: Acquire semi-auto or fully automatic weapon.
Step 2: Chamber round.
Step 3: Aim.
Step 4: Fire.
Step 5: Get a friend to clean up the mess by offering to let him borrow your XBox 360 for a day. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Step 1: Acquire semi-auto or fully automatic weapon.
Step 2: Chamber round.
Step 3: Aim.
Step 4: Fire.
Step 5: Reload.
Step 6: Fire.
Step 7: Get a friend to clean up the mess by offering to let him borrow your XBox 360 for a day. |
Fixed. |
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| mezzir |
^not fixed
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Step 1: go to snopes
Step 2: stfu
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fixed! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
^not fixed
fixed! |
LMAO
What's snopes? |
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| dj_bas |
My friend is in Afghanistan right now and he says these things are way worse in real life because the screeching is unlike anything he's ever heard :nervous:
I told him to bring me back a dead one, he said that would be hard because he's never seen a dead one :stongue: |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
LMAO
What's snopes? |
clicky
though more specifically, this |
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