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A Womans Guide To Talking To Men (pg. 4)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance(PL)
This thread sucks |
i hope you die |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
you forget that women are impervious to logic :p |
No, we just pretend we are so you die early and we collect your life insurance. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
No, we just pretend we are so you die early and we collect your life insurance. |
and if we don't have life insurance? :p |
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| Lilith |
We make sure you get some...
Course the main reason too get males too fiddle with potentially lethal, spinning, explosive and maiming machines is because its a personal risk too oneself.
Why play with something that has the potential too cause bodily dismemberment or death when you can simply ask nicely for someone less clever too do it. |
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| pvdAngel |
| Yeah, that's probably about right. :thepirate |
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| sherifyosti |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Yyes Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
:nervous:
females think only 4 babies ,
that's the main reason |
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| superglo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
We make sure you get some...
Course the main reason too get males too fiddle with potentially lethal, spinning, explosive and maiming machines is because its a personal risk too oneself.
Why play with something that has the potential too cause bodily dismemberment or death when you can simply ask nicely for someone less clever too do it. |
. thats a very good point.
i've been had !
i'm not doing for a woman every again unless i receive head first. |
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| Lilith |
Well its not like I can't change sparkplugs, oil, spare tyres, brake pads or fix something like a blocked drain, garbage disposal unit and probably even fix my own computer most any other day.
It's just normally a lot easier too ask someone else too do it on the off chance they think I might like them, offering them money or simply not running the risk of me hurling something at your head and screaming a lot.
Look on the bright side, as Zoidberg would say "Hurray! I'm being useful!" |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Well its not like I can't change sparkplugs, oil, spare tyres, brake pads or fix something like a blocked drain, garbage disposal unit and probably even fix my own computer most any other day.
It's just normally a lot easier too ask someone else too do it on the off chance they think I might like them, offering them money or simply not running the risk of me hurling something at your head and screaming a lot.
Look on the bright side, as Zoidberg would say "Hurray! I'm being useful!" |
asking is fine, just not when they are busy.
"Dont talk to men when they are working" is a good one to remember. |
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| sherifyosti |
First
Sharing responsibilities is common 4 couples
NO ONE IS PERFICT
SO females should've kind of mercy even to themselves
wat's the problem with garbage
:conf: :conf: :conf:
Sure when garbage takes her over
in sec i'll wash her :cool: :cool: |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by sherifyosti
First
Sharing responsibilities is common 4 couples
NO ONE IS PERFICT
SO females should've kind of mercy even to themselves
wat's the problem with garbage
:conf: :conf: :conf:
Sure when garbage takes her over
in sec i'll wash her :cool: :cool: |
www.freetranslation.com
although they dont have an English to English translator lololol |
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